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# no wai man. it only looks bigger for all teh laydeez looking up at it.
My glasses actually reduce the size of the image so I can fit it all in my field of vision when I piss.

In other news...my parrot was just playing with an empty bottle under a cupboard, when I heard him go 'AAAAARRRRGH... I'LL BE FUCKED!'
funny little fucker he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:04, archived)
# He's not rooting the bottle is he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 5:12, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:29, archived)