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# Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Oh good, that means you'll be in a wheel chair and I get to bang your teenage wife next.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:33, archived)
# i bet they're shit.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:40, archived)
# NO WAI
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:41, archived)
# YA WAI.
how are you, you lovely lovely git, you?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:42, archived)
# Not too bad,
really should be co ordinating work for a few jobs I pulled this morning. But this seems alot easier:)
yourself?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:58, archived)
# trying to move out of my apartment
there's really not that much else to pack! but motivation is not coming easily. especially when the girl i've been sleeping with is right down the hall, and tonight is our last night.

grr.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:35, archived)
# my advice:
have some speed.
not only will it motivate you, but you will have the flat done in half the time and will be able to fuck her brains out for the rest of the night with the left over energy and stamina that only designer drugs can produce.
/Dr Nipples
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:53, archived)
# you did? draw us a picuture of you wearing the new shoes.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:41, archived)
# while clicking your heels!
and holding a spanner in one hand! and a propeller hat!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 4:57, archived)
# funky glasses, where everything looks bigger if you look downwards?
I'm clicking that pic really hard.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:01, archived)
# no wai man. it only looks bigger for all teh laydeez looking up at it.
My glasses actually reduce the size of the image so I can fit it all in my field of vision when I piss.

In other news...my parrot was just playing with an empty bottle under a cupboard, when I heard him go "AAAAARRRRGH... I'LL BE FUCKED!"
funny little fucker he is.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:04, archived)
# He's not rooting the bottle is he?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:12, archived)
# no
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Fresh, neat, massive, funky. All the reasons I love this place.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:05, archived)
# right oooon brother
*does cool hand tap/shake thing*
word.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:09, archived)
# My ignore list is getting loooong after all these everyday
:D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:32, archived)
# that must be why I have never seen you here before :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 5:42, archived)