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# The K stands for Kathleen and is made up to make her seem more intersting
a fact which fills my missus (who is really called Kathleen) with abject ambivalence
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Kathleen can only be said properly if you're wearing a tabard and a headscarf
and you drop the H.

Well, says I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# crap
I say it all the time and I'm not even sure I know what a tabard is... crap crap crap crap

*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# 3 Hail Marys
14 Begorrahs
6 T'be sures
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# 3 bloody marys
2 G&Ts
and then sin to your heart's content
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# If you can't be good, be good at being bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# DAH-ling, nobody does it better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *hums Carly Simon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hairy Mary, full of grace,
Who lives on high way up in space,
Who passes judgement with her enormouse face,
Who doesn't like the way you taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I taste lovely, she's obviously thinking of someone else.
Slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hally Berry, Brother of God
Dance for us sinners,
NOW,
and every hour on the hour until we die.

Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Our Gord, who art in Commons
Hollowed be thy heartspace
Thy kingdom come (whether we like it or not)
Thy will be done (ditto)
On Earth as it is in nightmares
Give us this day our daily head(fuck)
And forgive us Fathers For Justices trespasses


... I can't be bothered to finish this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)