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CFWI
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Actually, fuck it, this is shit - click it for the proper image, please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# In fact, fuck it, they are both shit.
Just put me on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# done
:P

and its better than mine!

*points below this thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# shit is good
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# genuine 'LOL' moment there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# too much bowling?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hehe, yup :)
... and boxing.
... and golf.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# arf! have you forgotten to do any proper work?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm only on the Wii in the evenings, I'm pretty strict about that :)
all the games arrived as ordered from the play.com vouchers, and I have a fair few to wade through
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hooray! thank you play and nuts
both of whom will be in a class action law suite for enabling TGA to get RSI.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
/I'm finding the Lego Star Wars pretty compelling at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# have you got onto mario galaxies yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# not yet. I've heard it's ok. Worth getting?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i really enjoyed it
its a bit of a mind fuck to start of with but very clever. you may find yourself every now and again shaking your head and chuckling to yourself "our funny little oriental friends really don't seem to understand physics very well"


but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I shall add it to the list of 'games to get' then :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :D It's so addictive!
I want the Lego Batman game when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# there's a what game coming out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You heard.
Hang on, get the HELL off the internet and go and do your essay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i've done it.
i did it last night i just had to go hand it in. no worries
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Oh gooood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# aye, and Lego Indy in a few weeks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *nods excitedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Golf FTW!
I wanna play Tiger Woods and get a Wii of my own!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WOO!

*flings poo!*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
*aims 'tubgirl' at ones foe*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *ignores*

*wants to feel JK Rowlings boobies as well*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Have this old thing top take the curse off it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# are those really her hands?
Cos in that pic they look like mans hands.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# She's got massive feet
so probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# That woman
Has to be the most miserable multi-millionaire in all of Christendom.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# She looks very like my complete bitch of an ex best friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# maybe she is
maybe she was involved in an accident with a time machine and some contraceptive pills :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I don't think so.
She's written a lot. The ExBM doesn't have that kind of tenacity. Any kind, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# HA
this just reminded me that I watched Battle Royal again last night.

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# good work that man!
in the debate (which all men and b3ta going woman have had) i've decided i'm pretty certain i'd do well in battle royal, not because i'm particulalry good a fighting but just out of sheer hatefulness. unless i got the saucepan lid
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I've decided my sub machine gun technique would be much more refined that
that floppy haired tosser who piad to take part. Aside from that -- I'm not sure how I'd do.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# to be fair she has been through some tough times
maybe it shows money can't buy happiness

She should try drugs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
i saw her on tv looking at her old flat and getting all teary eyed. it was a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i bet she cheered up a bit when she got back to her fucking massive LA mansion
and burnt some royalty cheques for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# don't we all!
:) plus she has boobies - thats gotta make anyone happy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# money can definatly buy drugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# No.
It's "Drugs can buy you love."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# or if not love at least the misery I like the best!



*writes that one down*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Clearly you've never met a smack addict needing a fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Bollocks - what - she was a jobless single mum?
Boo hoo hoo so was mine, and she's great.

You'd think that getting the equivalent of winning the literary lottery would cheer her up somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# maybe she is cheerful
but she just doesn't want to dance around for you like another brainless celebrity...

'she can't be happy - where's the cash in fragrance and the biography?'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# She's accepted the cash.
She'll do as I blummin' well say.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is that JK Rowling?

Edit: yes it is.

And it's not shit, as you term it. Far better than I'm capable of (not that that's saying much).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# The K stands for Kathleen and is made up to make her seem more intersting
a fact which fills my missus (who is really called Kathleen) with abject ambivalence
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Kathleen can only be said properly if you're wearing a tabard and a headscarf
and you drop the H.

Well, says I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# crap
I say it all the time and I'm not even sure I know what a tabard is... crap crap crap crap

*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# 3 Hail Marys
14 Begorrahs
6 T'be sures
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# 3 bloody marys
2 G&Ts
and then sin to your heart's content
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# If you can't be good, be good at being bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# DAH-ling, nobody does it better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *hums Carly Simon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hairy Mary, full of grace,
Who lives on high way up in space,
Who passes judgement with her enormouse face,
Who doesn't like the way you taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I taste lovely, she's obviously thinking of someone else.
Slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hally Berry, Brother of God
Dance for us sinners,
NOW,
and every hour on the hour until we die.

Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Our Gord, who art in Commons
Hollowed be thy heartspace
Thy kingdom come (whether we like it or not)
Thy will be done (ditto)
On Earth as it is in nightmares
Give us this day our daily head(fuck)
And forgive us Fathers For Justices trespasses


... I can't be bothered to finish this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Who's that copping a feel of Rowling's tit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Now, Tony Blair.
Previously?

Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Oh, and Rowling is Brown
if that was not obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I don't understand any of this...
has Joanna had her boobs done or something...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# In the first edition version of the Potter books
it say "Based on events a long time ago in a galaxy far,far away. Names have been changed to protect the innocent"
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)