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# I like walking into people wearing camouflage in the middle of town centres and proclaiming
'oh I'm sorry I didn't see you there'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Haha.
Or, "do you like my new camo Tee?"
"Where is it?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ancient but worthwhile joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I know it's old, I know it's obvious, I know it's incredibly irritating
but it's irrationally funny if you're the one doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# at festivals i occasionally fall into my friend's camo tent
doing just that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I like going up to ugly people and punching them.
Life's so much more sunny when you're punching an ugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# you should come round here
and stand outside my niece's school when the pikey mums come to pick their little pikelets up. after a week, you'd have punching arms like popeye's.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)