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# Not NEARLY topless or subservient enough.
Still lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# JJ or the cat?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# The cat.
Like JJ'd ever take his top off for little ol' me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# He did for me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You're prettier than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# pfffft!
Duh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Precious, bonny little lovelypot, that's what you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I saw a video of myself the other day
and I didn't like it much . . . but my fingers surprised me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It didn't burn your neck, did it?
You play similar instruments to me, except better and a wider range. I can only imagine you're digitally FABULOUS.

Digitally in the old sense, none of your new-fangled technologiwiddershins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *strokes chin*
I am lacking in 1337 ski11z0rz but I might be able to arrange an e-version of us playing at TLH's birthday party . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I would like to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# mebbe . . . but don't hold your breath . . .
It might be quicker to invite you to her next one


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# You'll like the comic he'll appear in, then.
First time you see him, he's in a meeting with some similarly built felines..... said meeting being held in a sauna.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# He's lovely, he really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You are
*pushes and runs away giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# *stands there going red, looking all lanky and awkward*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Don't worry, I know you'll never love me.
*gets out the violin*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *steals bow and plays a tune on your ladyparts*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Is this love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Theme from Jaws.
Play it in your head and tell me I should pick a different tune. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :D
You shit, I'm giggling at my desk and can't explain why.

*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# \o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Looking forward to the end of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# No, he hates his menses.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# He loves bleeding out of his
big furry man-cunt though.


Sorry, don't know where that came from.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *imagines bear-like orifice
cooool
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm not imagining Dix from the waist down
I've still got a bit of work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# You could play flange for the memory . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# CAPTAIN IS NOT TROMBONE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# well, if you're going to be sharp about it
if you're going to be sharp about itI'm going to F off . . .

C ya! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :D See you duuude!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
I'm still here . . . It was just a shit pun . . . C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I think it fell flat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# alright, don't get crochet-y
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# sorry, i'm not sure I can stave this one off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Oh no, I did get it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# wah wa wa waaaaawawaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:08, archived)