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# Blokey Kitty......with a sword.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Not NEARLY topless or subservient enough.
Still lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# JJ or the cat?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# The cat.
Like JJ'd ever take his top off for little ol' me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# He did for me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You're prettier than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# pfffft!
Duh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Precious, bonny little lovelypot, that's what you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I saw a video of myself the other day
and I didn't like it much . . . but my fingers surprised me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It didn't burn your neck, did it?
You play similar instruments to me, except better and a wider range. I can only imagine you're digitally FABULOUS.

Digitally in the old sense, none of your new-fangled technologiwiddershins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *strokes chin*
I am lacking in 1337 ski11z0rz but I might be able to arrange an e-version of us playing at TLH's birthday party . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I would like to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# mebbe . . . but don't hold your breath . . .
It might be quicker to invite you to her next one


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# You'll like the comic he'll appear in, then.
First time you see him, he's in a meeting with some similarly built felines..... said meeting being held in a sauna.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# He's lovely, he really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You are
*pushes and runs away giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# *stands there going red, looking all lanky and awkward*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Don't worry, I know you'll never love me.
*gets out the violin*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *steals bow and plays a tune on your ladyparts*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Is this love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Theme from Jaws.
Play it in your head and tell me I should pick a different tune. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :D
You shit, I'm giggling at my desk and can't explain why.

*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# \o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Looking forward to the end of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# No, he hates his menses.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# He loves bleeding out of his
big furry man-cunt though.


Sorry, don't know where that came from.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *imagines bear-like orifice
cooool
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm not imagining Dix from the waist down
I've still got a bit of work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# You could play flange for the memory . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# CAPTAIN IS NOT TROMBONE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# well, if you're going to be sharp about it
if you're going to be sharp about itI'm going to F off . . .

C ya! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :D See you duuude!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
I'm still here . . . It was just a shit pun . . . C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I think it fell flat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# alright, don't get crochet-y
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# sorry, i'm not sure I can stave this one off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Oh no, I did get it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# wah wa wa waaaaawawaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Expert tailoring
Most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hello JJ.


Please could you fix it for me to be a pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Jolly Jack <> Jim
but close enough for Jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# JJ's married to Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# It would explain a lot.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Christ.
Now I've got mental images of all of the big breasted ladies JJ draws, except now they've all got Manleyhead on them.

Don'tgetturnedondon'tgetturnedondon'tget...too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Did you know that jimmy saville used to get letters on that show that started "Dear Jimll"
'cos lots of kids thought his first name was jimll.

Er...

Sad fact. Wasn't it?
*slinks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Jimll's scrotumy ring-clad fingers were a sad fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I agree
Davies went from the messiah to the antichrist about a season and a half ago...

Nice kitty.

*scratches behind ear*

*loses arm*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# \o.
Also, what Cappy Woo said
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# he looks both wise and kickass.
most woo, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# can you draw a samurai...
or a Ronin.

Make it look like me.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# wow.
disproportionate head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)