If this hasn't bindun I'll eat your sister:
From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)
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From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
pffft...
I was thinking, is this challenge bre4aking the law?
Isn't it illegal to deface money, or is it one of those made up laws that everyone KNOWS is true but isn't really?
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:03,
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Isn't it illegal to deface money, or is it one of those made up laws that everyone KNOWS is true but isn't really?
only real money. these are just pictures so its k
*edit* Woo to OP this is lolsome
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:05,
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Ashley no.
My friend bought a new scanner and tried to scan some notes for a laugh, and it told him off and threatened to report him.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:07,
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which means that somewhere
deep in the soul of the scanner or the software or on a chip somewhere is a perfectly scanned image of all legal currency, to allow for comparrison with stuff what might be scanned...
if the computer fairies could be tickled into divulging their boutious knowledge we'd all be rich
first you get the computers, then you get the money then you get the wimmins!
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:10,
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if the computer fairies could be tickled into divulging their boutious knowledge we'd all be rich
first you get the computers, then you get the money then you get the wimmins!
that doesn't mean anything
all new scanners & prof picture editing software recognizes the newer bank notes. that doesn't mean it's actually illegal to scan or edit pictures of money, it's just that with current technology it's otherwise "too easy" to make copies.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:12,
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lots of people have asked this.
the interwebsTM says:
"Concerning notes, the Currency and Bank Notes Act 1928 says If any
person prints, or stamps, or by any means impresses, on any bank note
any words, letters or figures, he shall, in respect of each offence,
be liable on summary conviction to a penalty not exceeding one pound.
The penalty was changed to £25 in 1977 (Criminal Law Act, s.31) and to
£200 in 1982 (Criminal Justice Act, s.46)."
So it looks to me like "messing about with a picture of money" is technically ok, whereas damaging real money is nawwty.
edit:
also
www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/reproducing_banknotes.htm
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:08,
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"Concerning notes, the Currency and Bank Notes Act 1928 says If any
person prints, or stamps, or by any means impresses, on any bank note
any words, letters or figures, he shall, in respect of each offence,
be liable on summary conviction to a penalty not exceeding one pound.
The penalty was changed to £25 in 1977 (Criminal Law Act, s.31) and to
£200 in 1982 (Criminal Justice Act, s.46)."
So it looks to me like "messing about with a picture of money" is technically ok, whereas damaging real money is nawwty.
edit:
also
www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/reproducing_banknotes.htm
does this mean that
anyone who as entered a bank note in this compo is a dirty law breaker who should be hanged at Her Majesty's pleasure (or just pay a fine?
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:22,
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no.
They do deserve to be arrested and hanged, but it's largely coicidence.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:29,
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You can't send them UPS if you
don't box them, you know - terms and conditions of carriage.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:05,
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I'll apply my terms to your carriage
if you're not careful.
That's right - I said it - you were all thinking it and I said it.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:07,
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That's right - I said it - you were all thinking it and I said it.
Actually, I was thinking of
Bavarian Cream Cheesecake. The strawberry one.
*nyom nyom*
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:10,
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*nyom nyom*
Boujoirs RUBBISH
LIES proliferated to make the honest and hard working proletariat fat... you shall not get your nail into me delicious temptress
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:15,
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Bourgeouis? I'm not sure.
If you hate the Bourgeouisie (SP?) you should watch some of Sergei Eistenstein's work.
DELICIOUS TEMPTRESS! Oooh!
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:17,
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DELICIOUS TEMPTRESS! Oooh!
*enhugglifies*
:)
Edit: I also love the way Terry Gilliam managed to duplicate the shot in 'Brazil' with the woman pushing the floor-polishing machine.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:23,
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Edit: I also love the way Terry Gilliam managed to duplicate the shot in 'Brazil' with the woman pushing the floor-polishing machine.
I love it when you talk Scandinavian.
*gets all unnecessary*
I have a 16mm copy of 'Jabberwocky' from way back when. Can't even recall where I got it from.
Brilliant, though.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:28,
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I have a 16mm copy of 'Jabberwocky' from way back when. Can't even recall where I got it from.
Brilliant, though.
Are you JOKING?!
Oh. My. God.
You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky man.
Oh my gooooooodness *flaps self to calm down*
Oh my word, I've never heard of such jamminess.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:29,
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You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky man.
Oh my gooooooodness *flaps self to calm down*
Oh my word, I've never heard of such jamminess.
Did he spell it right on there?
:D
(my excitement is as Jan Svankmajer is my favourite filmmaker. Dimensions of Dialogue changed me, from a film student perspective. His work is glorious, to me.)
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:32,
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(my excitement is as Jan Svankmajer is my favourite filmmaker. Dimensions of Dialogue changed me, from a film student perspective. His work is glorious, to me.)
I shall go investigating in the attic - find out where I
'safely' stashed it.
*note to self: find the projector as well*
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:34,
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*note to self: find the projector as well*
I am seriously so happy for you that you've got it.
That's.....
that's possibly the greatest thing. My friend, my friend owns SVANKMEJER on 16mm.
It's like something out of a book.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:36,
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that's possibly the greatest thing. My friend, my friend owns SVANKMEJER on 16mm.
It's like something out of a book.
I am aware most of his haircut
but I will seek out some of his stuff and enjoy it with a bottle of champagne and my feet resting on a coal miner...
delicious temptress.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:21,
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delicious temptress.
Well, it has been said.
;)
It would make a top breakfast, though.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:13,
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It would make a top breakfast, though.
you need a good honest breakfast
of rolled grain, water and salt.
REAL HONEST PORRIDGE COMPANY INC
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:16,
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REAL HONEST PORRIDGE COMPANY INC
I must admit - I prefer Brinta.
Brekkie of Champs!
www.brinta.nl/ (horse-free)
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:18,
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www.brinta.nl/ (horse-free)
looks good
I had half a banana on the way to the gym this morning and then half a banana after my workout
*flexes gunnage*
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:19,
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*flexes gunnage*
Ooooh!
Bananas are top scoff - cut up into Corn Flakes with extra cold milk.
Now, I'm hungry...
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:24,
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Now, I'm hungry...
that's an unusual fluid to use in porridge
but it might just work.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:24,
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damn you and the onomatopoeic "nyom nyom".
It's close enough to "nom nom nom" that I must now track down the kitten-eats-watermelon video once more.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:12,
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I have not seen this.
Is it good.
My lady friend constantly subjects me to 'wakeup cat' ... she's like a simpleton with a jack in the box.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:13,
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My lady friend constantly subjects me to 'wakeup cat' ... she's like a simpleton with a jack in the box.
found
www.b3ta.com/links/158355
watch it and say "nom nom nom" in time with it.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:16,
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watch it and say "nom nom nom" in time with it.
I don't want it now you've
plundered it with your manhood. I'll wait for a fresh one.
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Thu 22 May 2008, 10:12,
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