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# If you had to incorporate one feature
From the platypus into your body which would it be?

Egg laying
Barbs
Bill
Moley little eyes
Beaver tail
Confusing genus status
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# egg laying.
Get it all over and done with for the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Good thinking, although a human egg would be biiiiiig
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hmmm.
You're right.

Beaver tail then, so I could slap it on the ground with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Barbs could be useful
especially for burying things
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Like bones for later?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Merry mental image
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *slaps tail happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *glees
Thoroughly heartwarming little creature
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It'd make everything easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# it would
undoubtedly, no bloody secretions and you can have a great fry-up into the bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# imagine the size of the egg :O
That'd do at least 4 people's sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# or one big one!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Stop looking at my lower half with that hungry look in your eyes.
Actually, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *licks lips*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :P V
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# last one
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# shut up marsupialmanmammalfishtile!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:19, archived)