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Dolla dolla bill y'all

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

Woo, I wonder how many bird related bills will turn up now?

EDIT: ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

what?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

Baking powder?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

GUN powder?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

powderpowderpowderpowder liquid liquid

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

Columbian Marching Powder

Noons again
the pub was loverly but I'm back to do some works

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

Pubs is better than works.

Fact*.

*Fact as provided by SCIENCE (TM).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

I went to a pub

I had porkbelly

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

the worst day in the pubs is better than the best day in the works

I drink therefore I am

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Descartes FTW!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

René Descartes was a drunken fart who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

there's nothing nietsche couldn't teach about the raising of the wrist

Socrates himself was permanently pissed

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Socrates himself was permanently piiiiiiisssssed ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

eidegher eideger was a bozzy beggar who could think you under the table

Plato they say could stick 'em away

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

...

'alf a crate of whisky every day,
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer or Schlagel ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Woo Wow..!

How are you today?

also: NOON BOARD

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

Woo me indeed!

I'm good, it's almost the weekend - shopping, sitting, smoking, wanking.... the woiks.

You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

That's about it...

*I can never understand how you know what I am planning for the weekend? (although you did miss out Drinking)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

I might have an ale or two, but not really much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

I haves tomorrow off so I shall start these activities early

yay

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

It's ok for some.

I'm digging a swimming pool.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Yours?

Someone else's?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

My auntie

wants a fish pond. We have dubbed it 'the swimming pool' because she's getting a bit mental and it's getting bigger every time we talk about it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

Sounds like thirsty work

I have to tackle my bush, also.

It's about 8 foot tall now, and spiky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

innevitablesaucyreply

OoooOoOoooooh!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Hah, I'm such a ho.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Ho as in garden implement

I assume

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

wow

run out of wax again?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

That's neither here nor there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

ah yes

black n decker first, wax to finish.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

remember

Wax on, Whacks off

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

That's it.

You're mine, bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Stop it Vinegar, you know'll get into trouble...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

I have to move a Japanese Acer

I don't think she understands my loathing for gardening. She might be horrified when I tackle it with a mini bobcat

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

I've got two acers in my garden.

They're so beautiful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Ace Acers?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

mini diggers are all the WIN!

i long to visit this place.
www.diggerworld.com/

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

digger please!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

There's one in Chatham

I'm told it is shite

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

That looks ace.

If I can name drop ( I usually will ). We have a very good relationship with the Bamford family and remeber old Joe fondly. My dad is still in touch with Tony ( who owns and runs JCB now and is actually Sir Anthony Bamford)
I knew Mark better as we were both a bit 'black sheep' and I helped him waste loads of money on mental ship related ventures in the 80's.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

I dig swimming pools too brutha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

word

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

I mostly pee in them...

Just to see if they have that colored chemical in them - lol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

fill it with beer, fags and spluff

combine all your fav activities

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Hahahaha, Pasanonic:

Hobbies include: Semen, apparently.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

aye

and you love it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Semen?

Have you got all your fingers crossed?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

erm

exsqeeze me?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

hard to produce semen with your fingers crossed

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

No it's not.

*crosses all fingers*

I've still got at least three ways. Obviously not for ME to produce it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

It would be impressive if you could

Without the intervention of anyone else
prepares camera, "Ready?"

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

It's a hobby for the lad

something to do with his hands
and It's sex with someone you love

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

It would have to be a big pool?

- to fit a ship full of seamen in it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

She may have been the Admiral's daughter

but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

badum tish!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Why is the camel the ship of the desert?

www.instantrimshot.com/

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

full of arab semen?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Noon

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

nice bill :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

cheers

my first foray into trying to map stuff properly with the liquify, multiply overlay channel stuff things.

Edit: With respect to this evening's nailbiter: Fuck you in advance.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

haha 'Mon the hoops!!

/bricking it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

'Mon a Doonhammers!

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mr spoons, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

oops.

*office blush*

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mr spoons, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

I just hope there aren't any big tellys in aberdeen

and if there are, I hope they don't malfunction.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

when did they get tvs?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

pffft! :D

but seriously, may the worst team of negative cloggers win.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

this platypus

is made more scary by the fact that it's clearly hanging from a tree by its poisoned barbs.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

It hangs and waits

that's what it does.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

A llama has a sharp beak for eating honey.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

you're thinking of Octopi

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

If you see a Llama you must shout Quianos Liamas

watch out, there are llamas

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

But surely,

don't you think the Llamas already know that without your annoying shouting?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

What if they're a blind llama

who thinks they're some sort of fliddy horse?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Then they have issues

and I'd prefer not to get involved ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

No, you're already involved.

You can't leave them now!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

I think it's cruel

Shouting at llamas when all they want to do is climb mount everest

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

I have a new purpose in life

I'm going to go and photrograph the "information" panel about Llamas at the local zoo and then bring it home and photoshop it and print and laminate it and sneak in and replace the real info sheet with one that replaces the latin name and genus and crap with

"some kind of fliddy horse"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

:D perfectly viable explanation, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

I want to see this

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

If you had to incorporate one feature

From the platypus into your body which would it be?

Egg laying
Barbs
Bill
Moley little eyes
Beaver tail
Confusing genus status

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

egg laying.

Get it all over and done with for the month.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

Good thinking, although a human egg would be biiiiiig

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

Hmmm.

You're right.

Beaver tail then, so I could slap it on the ground with glee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

Barbs could be useful

especially for burying things

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

Like bones for later?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Merry mental image

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

*slaps tail happily*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

*glees

Thoroughly heartwarming little creature

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

It'd make everything easier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

it would

undoubtedly, no bloody secretions and you can have a great fry-up into the bargain.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

imagine the size of the egg :O

That'd do at least 4 people's sandwiches.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

or one big one!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

Stop looking at my lower half with that hungry look in your eyes.

Actually, carry on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

*licks lips*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

:P V

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

last one

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

shut up marsupialmanmammalfishtile!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

Oh of all the songs to get in my head

:D this is woo, but you're still mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

It's a fine song.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

I'm going to have to disagree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

I'm going to spam you with it when you get home

also, did you listen to the songs i sent you before, the ones from Cannibal the musical?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

Nah, I got home quite late last night

then thoroughly forgot as I got very distracted. I shall endeavour to do so tonight when I get home from Heroes. If I go out at all, I'm shattered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

Nicely!

Woo/Click

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ClanSoul, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

It's the added realism of having nostrils

that really makes this.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

hahaha

i was trying to work out how to make an animal look real.

I thought, "NOSTRILS!"

and the rest is, as they say, history.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:19, archived)