hahaha, fucking shitty adventure games'You see a small gold key in a glass bottle'
:get key
'what key?'
:get key in glass bottle
'the bottle is closed'
:open bottle
'the bottle is protected by an invisible force'
:smash bottle
'the bottle is protected by an invisible force'
:fuck this
'You are eaten by a grue, twat'
(:get key
'what key?'
:get key in glass bottle
'the bottle is closed'
:open bottle
'the bottle is protected by an invisible force'
:smash bottle
'the bottle is protected by an invisible force'
:fuck this
'You are eaten by a grue, twat'
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 3:55,
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If ever I need to a game within another thing I will use that exact sequence.That is the fucking shitty way to do it indeed.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:08,
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\o/some of them were jmust horriffic
had one that basically if you didn't know the exact sequence of directions to go, you were dead
that's it, the end
no logic, no skill, just a case of get it right or wrong, stupid load of crap
(had one that basically if you didn't know the exact sequence of directions to go, you were dead
that's it, the end
no logic, no skill, just a case of get it right or wrong, stupid load of crap
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:11,
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hitcherhikers guide one was like that
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:12,
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it's just lazy design to do shit like thatit makes me angry
I'll have to schedule running out into the street and burning something later
(I'll have to schedule running out into the street and burning something later
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:14,
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Discomeat's diary4:16AM: b3ta about for a bit
5AM: start one man riot
(5AM: start one man riot
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:17,
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5:13AM Ponder making cheeseburgers5:23AM Decide to make cheeseburgers
5:43AM Remember that I was going to make cheeseburgers
6:03AM Remember that involves going into the kitchen
6:04AM Discover cheese absence
6:05AM Once stop crying Return to b3ta with a glass of pop
(5:43AM Remember that I was going to make cheeseburgers
6:03AM Remember that involves going into the kitchen
6:04AM Discover cheese absence
6:05AM Once stop crying Return to b3ta with a glass of pop
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:21,
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I envy you and your food.i'm at the girlfriends waiting for her to finish her fucking translation work, she has only salad food. i'm a red blooded man! i'll die! i'll fucking die!
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:24,
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I no longer buy bulk lidl 8,000 frozen circles of rancid gut for £1now I get quality birdys eyes 8 circles of frozen non rancid gut for £2+
:D
I have all the meats! ahh yeah!
(:D
I have all the meats! ahh yeah!
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:26,
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