What a bastard
I've been in academia for years and I only have two papers. About five in the pipeline but there's still only two.
Kick him in the knackers for me, would you?
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boris the spider,
Fri 23 May 2008, 23:37,
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*hides own publication record*
Wilco. One kick in storage for Monday.
Get into chemistry - papers aren't too difficult depending on where you go. F'rinstance, Acta Crystallographica Sect. E is only two shades up from bog roll.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 23 May 2008, 23:39,
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Nah
I'll stick in theoretical physics. My career will die soon but at least I'll have done something *interesting* while it lasts.... :)
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boris the spider,
Fri 23 May 2008, 23:43,
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