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# rich enough to retire from touring...
but what if i paid you...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# 2 Es and a condom and I'm all yours! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# well the only e's i can get are out of a can of alphabet spaghetti
but i can provide the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Fuck, a psychadelic high and a weak tomato sauce!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I read that as
Fuck, a psychadelic high and a wank on tomato sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# welll you would
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# yuh damn riiiight.
*combs 'fro*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I haz the former!


Lets get nekkid!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *gets naked*
*puts on phil collins suit*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *puts on third ex wife's costume*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# PWWOAH
*has wicked way with*

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# a bottle of frosty jack's and i'll jump in bareback
*prices WiL out of the market*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# PWWWWWWOAHAHAHAHAHHAA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# WTF is Frosty Jack?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:32, archived)