Sorry, was joking (badly)
And apparently the internet has deleted half my words from this post. And I can't remember what I wrote.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles',
Sat 24 May 2008, 21:37,
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cats are now
property under the 2006 animal welfare law so I'm wrong to say you can kill a cat. You would be charged with criminal damage which could get you up to a £25 fine.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 24 May 2008, 21:38,
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Bargain!
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles',
Sat 24 May 2008, 21:41,
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I'll keep
a hundred in the drawer just in case.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 24 May 2008, 21:42,
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