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# Nah
sounds like it needed more 'Amazing Grace' to be more crap than this, it is simply beyond description how dreadful Eurosvision is

Terry Wogan's sarcastic remarks are the soul saving thing, thank fuck we are a Maritime Nation removed by tons of ocean from this lot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It's never been the same since they
made Terry do it sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I am not so sure tonight
his drool wit seems to be falling off his tongue with such razor-sharpness, I can imagine no sober man capable of such sarcastic observations

but then again I have been laughing hard for two hours now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# He's already admitted to bringing in booze.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# 'This is no longer a musical contest'
Terry's immortal words, and judging by the regional voting trends it can't even try and disguise itself as such

I think Terry just commented 'if he can bothered to turn up next year'

Then again it's always been shit

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Indeed
Without Latvia and Terry, this year would be rubbish.
I'm pretty sure I've heard the opening to that Russian song before, but can't quite place it.
Edit : think it's "Wild World" (Cat Stevens).
And Portugal still sounds like Army of Lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:20, archived)