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# I like Hitler.
He could paint, and the trains ran on time while he was in power.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# and you knew you could always leave a family pet with him
because he'd make sure it was well looked after

unless it was jewish

what a silly hitler! you've cooked my dachshund!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# You should go to Switzerland :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# just don't cuddle any gerbils
or you go to jail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Why would I cuddle a fucking gerbil?
Now hamsters and Chinchillas on the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# to mock the system
to mock switzerland!

that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# MOCK THE TURTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# mock it! fuck that!
*unzips*

come here ya turtly bastard!!!

KEKEKEKE! Number 43- turtel souap!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# FTW?!?!?!
Are you some kind of sex fiend?

/says in the knowledge that my fingers smell of raspberry surprises....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# rapeberry supplies?!
O_O

what are you, some kind of previt ?!?!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# A previt to a better man....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# a better man, standing by the cliffs
the white cliffs of dover
looking bravely out
soul sweapt by the wind
with honour in his heart
and a plastic bag of stolen mince
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on hills, an o'er vales
When all at once, I heard a cry,
QUICK RUN! IT'S CLAN SOUL AND HE HAS COME TO RAPE YOUR BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# EEK!
*casts +10 cotdeath*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *laughs*
You tell it funnier than him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you should see me coming over a hill!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# musolini was the best! he was so bad at being a dictator yet still came to power!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# and his daughter says he's great!
so he must be!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# O RLY?!?!
It seems I have been wrong about him all these years! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# well, she's italian, she probably shot someone, stole their stuff
and made a hasty getaway leaving a trail of car parts from some craply assembled vehicular contraption
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah, maybe,
but I bet she was hot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# let's google!
and find out

if she's a ddilf or a ddidwf!

I may be getting confused, it could be the granddaughter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# As an Italian I find that incredibly offensive.
*shoots discometas and escapes in shoddily made car*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# it's ok
he won't even make it to the nearest garage!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# You fucking Aye-Ties!
Cant even fucking spell Discomeats ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# discocarnes
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Itatians does not accept the existence of discomeats, only discometas for the purpose of rave variable programming.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Questo è tutto il discorso di un matto uomo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# You trust babelfish too much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# you kidding! I love babelfish!
"I like ponies, they are the best of all animals. I like all kinds of animals, my favourite food is chicken"

"Ich mag Ponys , Sie sind die allerbeste Tiere. Ich mag allerhand Tiere , mein Favorit Essen ist Huhn"

"I like ponies , they are the very best animals. I like all sorts of animals , my favourite meal am hen"

and repeat, until amusement is occured
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, but it isn't often grammatically correct :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# that's the cockermaimy point!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:32, archived)