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# \ pisses petrol
(that should do it)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# a traditional country remedy, and no mistake
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Add a short-crust..
40 mins in the oven and THERE is traditional country cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# oh man
oveny goodness of crusty crust steak pie

power yum! 100% of all the percentiles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# You got the spuds on to boil yet?
This could turn out to be some decent scran!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# oh cocksponges
I knew there was something I forgot

I got no tatties

might get some later today, or I could use instant mash, that shit is INSTANT man, no kidding open the tub and it's like potato bukkake

crazy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# DRIED bukkake at that!..
Like the shit you'd scrape off your best unwashed duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# that's what I use when the queen comes round
by comes round I mean regains conciousness

but a quick blow to the head with a steam engine soon puts paid to that nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Completely Brunellian attitude..
/approves
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# and you should see the airship!
it's full of peas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I'll get the chips in..
Twenty mins wrapped in the Rossendale Freepress should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# wow, you should hold embassadors receptions
you really know how to spoil potatoes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)