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# There has been far too much philosophical insight and intelligence tonight

So I am going to make a shit post and declare gay shift!

Let's make this the shittest thread ever

unless you've gone to sleep

then I'm here all alone, all alone like a common pygmy.

On fire

Shit, fire.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# SCAT TYME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I spent ages staring at them trying to work out what had been shopped
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# did you get your stuff done yesterday mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# about half of it...
I've found out I have yet another cold. That's three in the last couple of months.

My assignment is ironically on modeling diseases that people can catch more than once :S

And you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# hmmm, the words psychosomatic appear in there anywhere? ;)
just kidding.
Hands on research is the best way.

I is good, but still procrastinating on the 10 minutes it will require to complete yesterdays tasks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# hehe
Not in my assignment anyway, but geez I left physics for maths to get away from the practical experimental stuff. *sneezes*

The same model works for headlice and an extension of the model considering male and female populations as two separate and interacting populations models the clap very nicely...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I don't think you can
catch genital warts more than once. You can't get rid of the bastards. I read somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I can't catch genital warts at all...
can't get a screw for love nor money.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# it can be passed
in utero
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Well, I didn't get it like that
So I'm not holding out any hope of a warty willy anytime soon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:47, archived)
# herpes
or at least the strain that causes chicken pox and shingles

my old bio teacher had chicken pox three times, then got shingles, she was gutted
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# aw poor thing
you usually get immunity to CP once you've had it don't you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:37, archived)
# you're meant to
although if you do get it again it's usually shingles.
as it's herpes she probably got slight mutations of the virus which most people's immune systems can deal with but hers couldn't.

think there's very few diseases where you're infected by the exact same virus/bacteria twice as they evolve so quickly
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# SCAT TYME
the story of the temporally mobile Dr

the Dr who could eat shit

throughout the ages

what the fuck am I typing? it's not gibberish

iodadasnlfipernlvp;'df qwe flip flip asdlkfad

that's gibberish, this is more drivel

ah, good old drivel, with tasty lard elements
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# sounds like the hella cool turtle I seen that pood only pure shredded turnip
his name was david he was a nice turtle
he had blonde hair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# fucking shitty turtles, rub them? yeah? then what
oh yes, slimey jurtyl, spreading over the pyrenees what a gyp! total impregnant ambiagram

not expected to lead to priapism but who can tell
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it does with me
but then again he only bathes in lava beans
and we all know how that works in china
especially with the soups and all
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Well, there was a tale, in 1753 of a gentleman by the name Ernoldmot Motmot
for that was his name, and he went to china to buy a hat

sadly, his sense of direct was such that he ended up at a service station on the m6, to this day he remains there, buying cups of tea.

It's said that one day he will go to the toilet, they live in fear of this occasion, for his bladder is now of such enormity that it threatens to block out the light of the very sun

*Shakes hand angrilly at the sky in doom/portent type manner*

sorry, what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# oh, nothing really
I was distracted by the arduous task of preening the praying mantis in order to appease the god of green sticks.

But that isnt really relevant at all to the constitution of a toe nail kept in a mine workers sock.

The aphrodisiac qualities of shampoo = peanut.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I have travelled this world
I have seen her wonders
I have set foot in virgin water
as I have on virgin soil
yet in my egress from land to land
I have to ask
What the fuck? WHERE THE FUCK AM I? I'M FUCKING LOST???!?!?

WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK!!!! I can see like ocean, and that's it, fuck.

That's why I'm glad I have my JML SOLAR POWERED Refridgerator with me, it keeps my prawns and other electrical appliances cool and fresh for whenever I need them.

Allow me to demonstrate, as I open this fridge, and.. hey, some TWAT HAS NICKED ME PRAWNS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# and "crikey" said steve
to the prawns he was to retrieve
as he looked in dismay
at their fateful array
all twisted and dead
with black stuff in their head
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY INSIDE A HAIRDRYER?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# could you believe
the task of steve
to put prawns through a sieve
and then stop rhyming
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# but it was gay on toast
that he desired most
to gobble a shaft
in both his fore and his aft
as a banana bender
he kept your blender
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# For four score and twenty years
Our three forefathers
bought the incontinent
constipated librium
and defibrilated

this is what makes america great!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I hope it's spreadable
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:17, archived)
# HEY PIDGE NIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# 'ey T_MAN!
hows the squiggly arts going?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Curly squiggly whurly, ta! 'ows LIFE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# lifes good mate.
pracastinating to finish the work that I was procrastinating to start yesterday.
only a few orders left to fill out and the suppliers wont get them until monday anyway so PROCRASTINATION AHOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# You lazy cunt.
poke some cotton buds in your ears and make proper use of this down time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# but how will I hear the mainboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# One ear at a time!
fuck me, do I have to do everything around here?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# \ pisses petrol
(that should do it)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# a traditional country remedy, and no mistake
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Add a short-crust..
40 mins in the oven and THERE is traditional country cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# oh man
oveny goodness of crusty crust steak pie

power yum! 100% of all the percentiles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# You got the spuds on to boil yet?
This could turn out to be some decent scran!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# oh cocksponges
I knew there was something I forgot

I got no tatties

might get some later today, or I could use instant mash, that shit is INSTANT man, no kidding open the tub and it's like potato bukkake

crazy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# DRIED bukkake at that!..
Like the shit you'd scrape off your best unwashed duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# that's what I use when the queen comes round
by comes round I mean regains conciousness

but a quick blow to the head with a steam engine soon puts paid to that nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Completely Brunellian attitude..
/approves
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# and you should see the airship!
it's full of peas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I'll get the chips in..
Twenty mins wrapped in the Rossendale Freepress should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# wow, you should hold embassadors receptions
you really know how to spoil potatoes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# This is the unhappy hamster, he is lonely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# aww, poor hamster
he should go out and party with mr scribble

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Hey I kinda look like Mr Scribble
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# in some.. special way, don't we all look like mr scribble
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# well up to the point he's lying in bed with a woman
the only thing I lie in bed with is a cold :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# it's the look of open mouth shock
that you know she can't believe it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# that she's woken up next to a scribble?
I get the impression I'd be alone by the time I woke up...:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# she can't believe that she doesn't have a roof
and that we are looking down at her
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# She did have a roof
otherwise how was scribble gunna get his end in?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# via a complicated series of pulleys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# driven by falling weights?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# and the hopes and dreams of orphans
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# :<
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# damn straight
I've been contemplating how he could be made into a comic but I can't think of anything more than him standing there moaning and getting rained on.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Perhaps if you gave him a MOTORCYCLE he'd be happier?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I've always seen him as riding a kiddies tricycle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I socket . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# do that thing, with the thing
you know the one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# yah! this is a gayshif thread now with a two frame animation
Needs a crappy nonsensical paint picture now....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Crappy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# close but no Doctor Dyslexia
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# haha
you remain confusing as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I CONTRIBUTE:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# PENIS LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# BOATCOCK MAN IS IMPRESSED
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# fums up
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# haha
everyone in this image is a WINNER! with a captial W

except that guy, yeah, that one, you know the one, he sucks, loser
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Turns up!
.. then goes home again
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I shall post one of my few comics:
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# i too shall post a picture


hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# middle right is my favourite
look at those EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# \o/
with this team, no adventure can fail

unless of course this is the aftermath of them being decapitated due to adventure fail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# In my mind,
these characters are all members of a rockband.
The one in the middle is lead singer and plays the sousaphone.
(Pelle ghola, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# :D
The Substantial Adventures of Sir Plainsworth Neutralman
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# temporary austrian!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# TINYHATANDMOUSTACHEFROMOUTOFNOWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# OCTOPUPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I want an octopuppy
is it available from JML?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# CRIVVENS MA BOAB!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# NOT AS SHIT AS YOUR HOUSE. LOOK AT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# OPEN HOUSE SEASON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Take this.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:45, archived)
# PHOTON POTON PTON PON PN P.N.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:06, archived)
# OKAY YOU WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I havnen't seen this in ages.
It makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
#

shit enough?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# let's try the shit o-meter


2 shits out of 5, it knows how to shit, but it just ain't shit enough! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# :(
i tried so hard to be shit too
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# "never mind, you can always try again in the morning"
*she said, as she reached for a moist towellette*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# i've spent the last few days catching up on smodcasts
and those things have taken on a whole new meaning
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I do not know what smodcasts are human
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:49, archived)
# kevin smith's
podcast.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:59, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# C'mere . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:35, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# hello! I am not really here.
I shall add this Spore, there's no way that the little fucker is getting his own thread. Not after what he's done to my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# 0
     |
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   \ | /
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# :D
he reminds me of the post office telecom tower

does he do multiple data transmissions?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Careful with hat Sporene !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:37, archived)
# heeeeelll yeeeahhhh mo'fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I wish to post a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:37, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Suzie Dent makes my cock yearn.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:11, archived)