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# I have travelled this world
I have seen her wonders
I have set foot in virgin water
as I have on virgin soil
yet in my egress from land to land
I have to ask
What the fuck? WHERE THE FUCK AM I? I'M FUCKING LOST???!?!?

WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK!!!! I can see like ocean, and that's it, fuck.

That's why I'm glad I have my JML SOLAR POWERED Refridgerator with me, it keeps my prawns and other electrical appliances cool and fresh for whenever I need them.

Allow me to demonstrate, as I open this fridge, and.. hey, some TWAT HAS NICKED ME PRAWNS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# and "crikey" said steve
to the prawns he was to retrieve
as he looked in dismay
at their fateful array
all twisted and dead
with black stuff in their head
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY INSIDE A HAIRDRYER?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# could you believe
the task of steve
to put prawns through a sieve
and then stop rhyming
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# but it was gay on toast
that he desired most
to gobble a shaft
in both his fore and his aft
as a banana bender
he kept your blender
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# For four score and twenty years
Our three forefathers
bought the incontinent
constipated librium
and defibrilated

this is what makes america great!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I hope it's spreadable
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:17, archived)