My arse isn't really that big.Contrary to popular belief, being the AVERAGE size for a woman in the UK is not big. It's just bigGER than the women you go for.
And I'm not on there as a token 'fat girl' or whatever (not that I'm that either but I'll just go with other people's definitions of me for now) but more as someone pointing out that they'd rather feel sorry for starving kids in Africa than starving wrist slitty teenagers in Croydon.
(And I'm not on there as a token 'fat girl' or whatever (not that I'm that either but I'll just go with other people's definitions of me for now) but more as someone pointing out that they'd rather feel sorry for starving kids in Africa than starving wrist slitty teenagers in Croydon.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 25 May 2008, 12:40,
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I couldn't give a shit if you do or you don't.I've got a fabulous arse, I don't need the approval of others.
Sorry, I appear to be in a fucking bad mood. Hmmm.
(Sorry, I appear to be in a fucking bad mood. Hmmm.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 25 May 2008, 12:43,
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bad mood? I don't know what would give everyone that impression
*plays soothing harp music
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 25 May 2008, 12:54,
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god! I fucking HATE HARPS*goes out into the street and stabs some nuns*
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 May 2008, 16:01,
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i was about to type thisword for word
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 25 May 2008, 12:45,
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She's hungoverand has barely bitten anything.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 25 May 2008, 12:48,
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most people think I am big headedunless we're talking about the other head, where you would be sadly correct. Maybe if I starved myself I'd feel better :P
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Sun 25 May 2008, 12:51,
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Hangovers are ballsI slept through mine.
Having a day in pants, win. Need bacon in a bit tho, sizzly!
(Having a day in pants, win. Need bacon in a bit tho, sizzly!
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03,
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Don't you start with me miss.or your arse, whatever size will be going over my knee.
I wasn't referring to your arse, just saying because I know your feelings about curvy that I can imagine you over there championing chunky over skeletal.
(I wasn't referring to your arse, just saying because I know your feelings about curvy that I can imagine you over there championing chunky over skeletal.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03,
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I really would love to see you try.I can take you, easy.
No, I was more championing growing up and being an adult over whining and screaming that life's not fair boohoohoo etc.
Apparently my views are perpetuating people's issues etc. Oh fuck off and get some real fucking problems.
Am I being too unsympathetic? I can't tell. It's just when some bored teenager tries to get attention in that way, knowing that there's kids that are dying as we fucking speak due to malnutrition that's when I start to get angry. People can bandy around the word 'issues' all the want- at the end of the day, saying 'I've got issues' is just a nicer way of saying 'I want more attention because I'm a selfish, arrogant little cunt' isn't it?
Oh I don't know. Sorry for snapping at you.
(No, I was more championing growing up and being an adult over whining and screaming that life's not fair boohoohoo etc.
Apparently my views are perpetuating people's issues etc. Oh fuck off and get some real fucking problems.
Am I being too unsympathetic? I can't tell. It's just when some bored teenager tries to get attention in that way, knowing that there's kids that are dying as we fucking speak due to malnutrition that's when I start to get angry. People can bandy around the word 'issues' all the want- at the end of the day, saying 'I've got issues' is just a nicer way of saying 'I want more attention because I'm a selfish, arrogant little cunt' isn't it?
Oh I don't know. Sorry for snapping at you.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 25 May 2008, 13:13,
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Oh I'm firmly in your court on this one."grow up and eat a fucking sandwich, you moany little shit."
I fear for the future, I really do. If kids increasingly can't cope with the pressures of living scot free in their parent's house with their TVs, computers, Wiis, XBoxs, Playstations and the countless other ephemeral must-have fad toys then what the fuck are they going to do when they have to walk in the real world and are faced with the reality of self-sufficiency?
I really don't mind if a few of them off themselves to be honest, natural selection will always find a way.
The human race is doomed.
Don't worry about snapping at me my sweet, I'm a big boy and it might do you good ;)
(I fear for the future, I really do. If kids increasingly can't cope with the pressures of living scot free in their parent's house with their TVs, computers, Wiis, XBoxs, Playstations and the countless other ephemeral must-have fad toys then what the fuck are they going to do when they have to walk in the real world and are faced with the reality of self-sufficiency?
I really don't mind if a few of them off themselves to be honest, natural selection will always find a way.
The human race is doomed.
Don't worry about snapping at me my sweet, I'm a big boy and it might do you good ;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 25 May 2008, 13:21,
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Everyone's being a bit black and white over the whole issue1 yes there are attention seekers
2 yes there are genuinely mentally ill kids
3 life is hard
4 it's hard for everyone so try not to whine
5 society does place a stupid priority on body image
6 the current 'ideal' is unhealthy
7 I want some bacon but can't be bothered to get up
8 I had a girlfriend with associated issues once, it was pretty tough.
9 /talk is probably not the place for clever discourse
(2 yes there are genuinely mentally ill kids
3 life is hard
4 it's hard for everyone so try not to whine
5 society does place a stupid priority on body image
6 the current 'ideal' is unhealthy
7 I want some bacon but can't be bothered to get up
8 I had a girlfriend with associated issues once, it was pretty tough.
9 /talk is probably not the place for clever discourse
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 25 May 2008, 13:28,
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I had ananorexic girlfriend when I was in school ( she was the sister of the drummer in our band. I think she was my groupie ) and that was in a time when we didn't even have a clue what it was. She fixed herself with some help.
Body dysmorphia and eating disorders are not diseases, they are just another form of addiction and a sign of mental dysfunction. If you don't get yourself help and get fixed then don't moan on fucking Bebo in the hope that strangers will stroke your fragile ego. Fuck me I swear if they don't bring back national service and sort out these fucking kids soon I'm going in to politics and I'll make a right stink.
(Body dysmorphia and eating disorders are not diseases, they are just another form of addiction and a sign of mental dysfunction. If you don't get yourself help and get fixed then don't moan on fucking Bebo in the hope that strangers will stroke your fragile ego. Fuck me I swear if they don't bring back national service and sort out these fucking kids soon I'm going in to politics and I'll make a right stink.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 25 May 2008, 13:34,
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I just think it would be a good ideafor all of these teenagers to have to explain (by means of a translator if needed) to three or four malnourished 3rd world kids exactly WHY they're doing what they're doing.
Unjustifiable selfism. Injustifiable? I can't be bothered to check.
(Unjustifiable selfism. Injustifiable? I can't be bothered to check.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 25 May 2008, 13:31,
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