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# okay first time at using the mssage board properly
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a few pictures as i forgot to come back after the wait period.. according to *edit* most people on here now *edit* that possibly wasn' a bad thing.. ho hum

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and to finish off some well deserved surrealist misserablism

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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Morning fella
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I'm TJing. Someone here has a sore throat. I can't help thinking these aren't helping the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I knew it was you as soon as I saw it was a threadjack
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# You could imagine Thread Jack being a baddie from the 60's batman show!
Well the board wasn't moving and it wasn't worth a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# seventies batman?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_%28TV_series%29

HOLY TIMESTUFFUPS RIVERGHOST!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I'm sure I have no idea of what you are refering to!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# HOLY EDIT BUTTONS RIVERGHOST!!
Threadjack would go so much better in batfink

Edit: I knew I should have taken screenshot of that, oh wait, image editors :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah the Evil Thread Jack
would have ninja henchmen called The Edits.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# But then there would have to be the ultimate baddie
the fail post
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Doesn't really work like a name as Thread Jack does though.
Fail post could be the ultimate weapon of the Late Delivery Man though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# yah
but what would thread jacks weapon be?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# His ninjas, The Edits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# so he's an ultimately unarmed baddy
once the ninjas have been defeated. he is nothing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well that was not uncommon
with the 60's Batman villans:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I have you bang to rights guilty as charged


Click for readable (19KB)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
bigger!

are these yours?

ris?

wtf?

etc?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# u huh
I made them,

Possibly too big.. I hoped photo bucket would of taken care of that.. in my defence I have slept very little and am currently heftily medicated.

Go team sedatives!

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You hoped photobucket
would guess what size you want to display pictures when you hotlink to other sites?
How the fuck did you manage to turn your computer on?
Please go to b3ta's FAQ page and carefully read all of the information there so that you can post without upsetting everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# photobucket does wierd shit with filesizes
usually makes them bigger though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Yeah, it makes some of mine bigger.
I tend to aim for saving at 46Kb or below as pb always adds a couple on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# tee hee
I'm think of getting an account there now, and posting photos of my self, so I look bigger :)

Hello Catpain...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hello
I'm here and on /talk, being quite unsympathetic about anorexia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I can't bring myself to post on talk but that group really has to be trolls surely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# /talk was Robs attempt at creating A.I.
But it failed the turing test!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# that is funny
I lol'd hard

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# go on lass.
you talk up a big arse and fuck those skinny bitches ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# that is an interesting image
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# My arse isn't really that big.
Contrary to popular belief, being the AVERAGE size for a woman in the UK is not big. It's just bigGER than the women you go for.

And I'm not on there as a token 'fat girl' or whatever (not that I'm that either but I'll just go with other people's definitions of me for now) but more as someone pointing out that they'd rather feel sorry for starving kids in Africa than starving wrist slitty teenagers in Croydon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# chill
I like big butts and I cannot lie
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I couldn't give a shit if you do or you don't.
I've got a fabulous arse, I don't need the approval of others.

Sorry, I appear to be in a fucking bad mood. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# bad mood? I don't know what would give everyone that impression
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *plays soothing harp music
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# god! I fucking HATE HARPS
*goes out into the street and stabs some nuns*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# i was about to type this
word for word
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# she probably bite your head off as well
...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# She's hungover
and has barely bitten anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# most people think I am big headed
unless we're talking about the other head, where you would be sadly correct. Maybe if I starved myself I'd feel better :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hangovers are balls
I slept through mine.

Having a day in pants, win. Need bacon in a bit tho, sizzly!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Don't you start with me miss.
or your arse, whatever size will be going over my knee.

I wasn't referring to your arse, just saying because I know your feelings about curvy that I can imagine you over there championing chunky over skeletal.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I really would love to see you try.
I can take you, easy.

No, I was more championing growing up and being an adult over whining and screaming that life's not fair boohoohoo etc.

Apparently my views are perpetuating people's issues etc. Oh fuck off and get some real fucking problems.

Am I being too unsympathetic? I can't tell. It's just when some bored teenager tries to get attention in that way, knowing that there's kids that are dying as we fucking speak due to malnutrition that's when I start to get angry. People can bandy around the word 'issues' all the want- at the end of the day, saying 'I've got issues' is just a nicer way of saying 'I want more attention because I'm a selfish, arrogant little cunt' isn't it?

Oh I don't know. Sorry for snapping at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ...
maybe some people could do with a hug occasionally.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Oh I'm firmly in your court on this one.
"grow up and eat a fucking sandwich, you moany little shit."

I fear for the future, I really do. If kids increasingly can't cope with the pressures of living scot free in their parent's house with their TVs, computers, Wiis, XBoxs, Playstations and the countless other ephemeral must-have fad toys then what the fuck are they going to do when they have to walk in the real world and are faced with the reality of self-sufficiency?
I really don't mind if a few of them off themselves to be honest, natural selection will always find a way.
The human race is doomed.

Don't worry about snapping at me my sweet, I'm a big boy and it might do you good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Everyone's being a bit black and white over the whole issue
1 yes there are attention seekers
2 yes there are genuinely mentally ill kids
3 life is hard
4 it's hard for everyone so try not to whine
5 society does place a stupid priority on body image
6 the current 'ideal' is unhealthy
7 I want some bacon but can't be bothered to get up
8 I had a girlfriend with associated issues once, it was pretty tough.
9 /talk is probably not the place for clever discourse
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ^this
but I don't want bacon, I want a kebab.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# bacon's on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# It's too cold to go out for a kebab
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I had an
anorexic girlfriend when I was in school ( she was the sister of the drummer in our band. I think she was my groupie ) and that was in a time when we didn't even have a clue what it was. She fixed herself with some help.
Body dysmorphia and eating disorders are not diseases, they are just another form of addiction and a sign of mental dysfunction. If you don't get yourself help and get fixed then don't moan on fucking Bebo in the hope that strangers will stroke your fragile ego. Fuck me I swear if they don't bring back national service and sort out these fucking kids soon I'm going in to politics and I'll make a right stink.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I just think it would be a good idea
for all of these teenagers to have to explain (by means of a translator if needed) to three or four malnourished 3rd world kids exactly WHY they're doing what they're doing.

Unjustifiable selfism. Injustifiable? I can't be bothered to check.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# This is chuffing awesome.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Twat.
I've seen smaller planets than these posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you fucking clown
learn how to optimise or fuck off

/refluffs

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# 'ning prodge
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Dear squishedpimp
Please find attached an invoice for a new monitor, my current monitor is not large enough to display your gigantic images.

(PS you might want to read the FAQ.)
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ok...
please read the FAQ

people are also sensitive to people flooding the board, especially if they've already stuffed up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE A CASE OF MENTAL?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# yes.
several. They arrived by mail order. Damnable Readers Digest.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I have to admit the third one made me giggle..
The idea is to display the images. You can do this with this little bit of code.

I think the is actually the most autonomic reflex burnt into the mind of regular b3tards:P

EDIT: result!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# you lied about the ignore
i'll never trust a word you say again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Did I say when I would ignore or if the ignore would be from me?
Huh? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# if only i understood this
i'd counter it with something witty.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Maybe you too would like to be a storm trooper!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# OK Hands up everyone who has me on ignore!
anyone?? Surely someone has ignored me! I mean the odds are in my favour!
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ARF
you dunno how to make these display do you ><
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# it's not going too well is it
read this as well as the faq

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

and this, cr3's very helpful guide to not pissing everyone off.
svamp.eu/game/

there may be hope for you yet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I died.
You post your image, and it is met by wide approval by the boarders! Hurray! However, you are linked to I Love Horses in your post comments, and die from shock.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
I just hurt my wrist posting that....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hello new person
you are failing so hard we can hear you over on /talk

please keep the noise down a bit, there's a good idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# sorry.
As a form of a payment for you having to witnessing such a viseral failure have some selfharm

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# For fucks sake.
Are you ever going to read the FAQ?

animated images 250Kb

I've never seen so much fail from one person in so short a time.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i should go to bed
but personally I blame my local council



Click for bigger (287KB)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *laughs till he cries*
that is cruel but panse-pissingly funny, the timing and wording are fucking excellent!

I too want an 'I Love This' button! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# lol
very good
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Mon 26 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# edit: flame removed due to your fixing your post
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# FAIL=YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# his fail seems to have stopped
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# marple
for now...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *tickles*
I liked the one with the pineapples.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# wow, looks like "the cliques" are out in force today!
I would just ignore all the nastiness and nerdy "omfg read the faqs" replies... although it is the done thing to keep images under 50k :)
(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:16, archived)