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# *lights candle under chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# HI!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Like, OMG.
How goes it? How's my little gorgeous?


Pull your trousers up dude, you know what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# what have i told you about using the word little?
=D

she's totally braw and the mrs is totally braw i on the other hand am not.
my paternity leave is over and i'm back at work =(
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hello Phexy
congrats an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hi nibs
cheers matey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Paternity leave sucks
I think I work for one of the few companies where (I'm not 100% sure this is right but I'm 99.9% sure) the paternity leave is the same as the maternity.

*hug* poor you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# maternity leave is 6 months full pay
paternity leave is two weeks at £100 per week

*dons batman costume and climbs to the top of Edinburgh castle*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Aye but I thikn my company does more
on top of statutory.

In fact I'm sure of it, the parental leave packages are apparently shit hot here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# my company is just shit
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Work for a massive
faceless corporation....

Actually, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ^this
they will CRUSH YOUR SOUL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# i work for a mid size corporation
with a face, a face i'd happily slap
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Phwoar.
Film it. Do it in a kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# while sipping malt whisky?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# PHwoar, hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You've had a child!!
Congrats!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# not me personally
but cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Now that would've been cool!
Painful, but cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i'd have been in the papers!
daily sport probably
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# MAN HAS CHILD ON MOON - ANGER AT FAKE PICS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# i always laugh at those headlines

PICTURES OF SOME FEMALE CELEBS TITS



stars anger at fake pics
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)