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# bindun
and wind your neck in
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# FIGHT
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm gonna slap you like a Chipperfield monkey
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Beard wars!
Ohhhhh my. I'm going to need popcorn.

And lots of tissues.

*looks down* it'd seem not. Sigh.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Got sacked from your zoo job again I see.
Well I suppose it's their fault for letting you out the cage.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# oh dear.
are you 12?
Can I groom you?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'm going to dent you with a colander.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'm going to rub you vigorously with a pumice stone
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm going to rape you in the urethra with a marinated courgette
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *spreads*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Naa I haven't got time too make a noob look stupid.
And lets face it, it's not exactly a challange.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# who are you calling a n00b?
I'm gonna pull your beard out and wipe my bum with it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Make up your mind
Am I 12 or do I have a beard?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ow
you got me
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:52, archived)