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# I nearly did 'GORDON'S ALIME!'
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# oh god you should.
please. for me?
*bats lashes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# for some reason i was thinking cricket bats
and i was like omgwtfsocks
then i fell off my chair
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# i give my cricket bats 40 lashes daily.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# this sounds kinky
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# it is if you find cricket bats arousing
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# lol "depends what kind of balls they're hitting" ....actually no ow
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# YOU!
SIGN UP

*looks stern*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# come to wales instead :D
southest westest walesest welshland!
edit : 198 mi – about 5 hours 17 mins... and thats in a modern car... not a 1970's rust bucket! it'll take me about 7 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# My parents live in North Wales
so I do, fairly regularly...make the effort you damn slacker, you have over 4 months to put £20 petrol money aside!

Edit: train it then!
But my parents live 125 miles from me and it takes me 2 and a half hours on average to drive, you mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# my car has a 5 gallon tank
and does 25mpg...
edit : thats according to google maps btw... not my numbers
edit 2 : a t-rain? whats one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# vampire bats
playing cricket while being spanked?
.... nooo, thats not kinky.

edit : unless they have rubber pads.
edit 2 : and nappies
edit 3 : and why does skug's car have a machine gun?
edit 4 : oh, I see that's probably more like £40
edit 5 : murdok starts the blender on his unconsciousness passenger for being referred to as a fool one too many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# which car?
I have a machine gun...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
machine-purpple gun

edit 6 : I now must sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)