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you would have had naked quibble

but my housemate r afraid of de thundar :(
in the mean time here is a peace-lime sending you tranquil lime thoughts.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

aw man.

I'm not doing my more-exposed pic until you post yours.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

You've prepared another one?!!

Oh MAN

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO COMPETE

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

if you do

i will

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

OH GOD FACE DON'T DO IT

I'm joking of course ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

its a double bluff

you want to see my sexy body and you know it

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

I can't say I'm not curious.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

bi-curious?

oh wait....dammit.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

Is that someone who can't decide if they want to cycle to work or not?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

god, you're just determined to turn this whole thing into 'The Marx Brothers go to the Spearmint Rhino', aren't you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

"These women are an oppressed masses. Ladies of servitude, lay down your bras of disquiet.

All you have to lose is your tips jar. Something etc."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

he's a man with dreams.

...or something

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.

I've not prepared it yet though, so you're safe for now.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

Custard...

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

you get the custard,

and I am your SLAVE.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

Birds or homemade? :D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

either will do,

so long as there is a vat of it.

Although I have a preference for Bird's. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

psch.

custard needs eggs.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

bitch don't be talking bout birds

/ambrosia 4 life, thug

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

What would happen if you mixed the two?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

the end of the world

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

is it ok if i suggest home-made at this point?

like proper eggs+milk+sugar style?
or do you guys not remember home cooking?

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

I usually make homemade =(

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

oh yeah home cooking ftw

but of the shop boughts y'know

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

it's ok to be a dirty fast food munching pikey

honest.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

god i feel like a filthy filthy pimp

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

well i feel like chicken tonight

each to there own

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

whaat the jesus-shitting-christ is this?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

Lassie, it's a vegetables.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

you're going further?

right... fuck...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

They've turned you too?

God is dead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

HAHAHAHA

biggest lol of the night right there.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

yep.

and i killed him.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

Feh, I'll replace him. Could certainly do a better fucking job.

First order of business, everyone on here's slow and painful death.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

aw poor jeru

he doesn't 'get' jokes :(

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

Unfortunately my handicap is more that I do get jokes.

However the ability to laugh at motionless fruit requires a zenith of thinking I can't quite handle, I think several hours of glue sniffing and smashing my head against a wall might just about simulate it though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

zen is right

less thinking is necessary with lime-humour methinks.

though the glue should about do it...

i like how you're personally offended that people are finding this funny :)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

I am personally offended and filled with unbridaled rage.

Seething anger that runs torrents of sour aching magma across my heart.

For I have a dream, a dream of a /board where limers and non-limers can live in peace and harmony. Where their children will grow in limentially neutral times. I have a dream, a dream of a board where no one lime hurts another. But sadly, it is just a dream.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

with this!

*points at lime*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

if I go to asda on my lunchbreak tomorrow

I'm going to laugh so hard if I see some limes

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

haha

I don't think any of us will be able too look at a lime with a straight face anymore

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

I didn't know they made limes with straight faces!

BADUM TSH!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

YEAH

*validates*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)