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# you didn't expect to post your own cock?
how did it get to the net then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ah, it's been on a while on Xtube and others
I thought, haha, I'll see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# HEXY!!!!
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Alright, alright, I'm coming.
lol, coming, now with less apparently unusual pubic hair being shown thanks to a larger lime although to be honest, I've never had any complaints before, you picky fucking lot.

obviously nsfw, what, have you been living in a cave?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# haha woo!
afropubes

you have a black man living near your willy
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# pubes
lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# haha
I THOUGHT YOU'D GONE TO BED.

The light does something weird, they're not that bushy in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# watching an episode of numb3rs
tehn sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# (i was meaning the phantom cock appearance + previous board half-joke
but yay!

although ewwww that is FAR too much hair to be showing 0_o
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I couldn't have had the lime any further up, or there would be much worse things showing underneath :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# kitty?
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:49, archived)
# if you want to call it that,
you strange boy o__0
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Well at least you've made most of us on here feel better about our size.
Which we salute you for.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:54, archived)
# look i'm SORRY okay?
i just didnt want to offend anyone by showing actual cock ok?
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)
# You've lost me now.
Fucking hell it's four o'clock.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)
# i was insinuating
that i have a massive knee-tickling cock.
(you did LOOK at the picture aside from my yellow pumps right?)
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Yes, but I think in this case the shadow cast on the blanket behind you betrays you.
Captain negligible penis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# uhhhh
well aside from the fact that there's no penis-shadow...
i'm not really a knee tickler :(

but i DO my job well, so it matters not -
read my latest myspace blog story - www.myspace.com/youweresupposedtobeloved
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Anything over nine inches becomes uncomfortable :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Why is your chest angry at me?
He's sucking his teeth and everything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# We have the same limes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:51, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)
# *bumps limes*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# now THAT is a euphemism i shall be using in the future
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)