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# HELLO AND GOODNIGHT SIRS :)
s15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/lesafe/?action=view¤t=nudelime.jpg

/gives hexachordal a boner (i'm sorry, jeru is a mean boy)
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:35, archived)
# that has made my night
first limes
then more limes
then unexpected cock
then more limes
then limeNUDES
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# you didn't expect to post your own cock?
how did it get to the net then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ah, it's been on a while on Xtube and others
I thought, haha, I'll see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# HEXY!!!!
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Alright, alright, I'm coming.
lol, coming, now with less apparently unusual pubic hair being shown thanks to a larger lime although to be honest, I've never had any complaints before, you picky fucking lot.

obviously nsfw, what, have you been living in a cave?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# haha woo!
afropubes

you have a black man living near your willy
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# pubes
lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# haha
I THOUGHT YOU'D GONE TO BED.

The light does something weird, they're not that bushy in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# watching an episode of numb3rs
tehn sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# (i was meaning the phantom cock appearance + previous board half-joke
but yay!

although ewwww that is FAR too much hair to be showing 0_o
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I couldn't have had the lime any further up, or there would be much worse things showing underneath :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# kitty?
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:49, archived)
# if you want to call it that,
you strange boy o__0
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Well at least you've made most of us on here feel better about our size.
Which we salute you for.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:54, archived)
# look i'm SORRY okay?
i just didnt want to offend anyone by showing actual cock ok?
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)
# You've lost me now.
Fucking hell it's four o'clock.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)
# i was insinuating
that i have a massive knee-tickling cock.
(you did LOOK at the picture aside from my yellow pumps right?)
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Yes, but I think in this case the shadow cast on the blanket behind you betrays you.
Captain negligible penis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# uhhhh
well aside from the fact that there's no penis-shadow...
i'm not really a knee tickler :(

but i DO my job well, so it matters not -
read my latest myspace blog story - www.myspace.com/youweresupposedtobeloved
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Anything over nine inches becomes uncomfortable :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Why is your chest angry at me?
He's sucking his teeth and everything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# We have the same limes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:51, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)
# *bumps limes*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# now THAT is a euphemism i shall be using in the future
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# haha, fantastic.
right... christ, that's a tough act to follow.

I particularly like the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# make with the naked.
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Nice ballet shoes in the cupboard there.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)
# you avert your eyes even on a picture you've chosen to view :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I@M NOT GAY!
they just looked quite fetching
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Of course not.
Sexuality and transvestisism are two very different things...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Finally.
someone understands my pain.
:D
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Trying to get your feet into those shoes. No way sister!
Also, I am disappointed that no-one read my I have a dream speech.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# i did
but i feared it would be so far down the board no-one would bother looking at the amazingly witty pun-;aden masterpiece of a reply i had composed*




*lied about
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
And there was me thinking the board was done for the night!



Oh I do love your top hat.
PERFECT.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)
# i forgot to say, i rather like your knickers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# but i... i dont.... i dont have any....
ohhhhhhhhh ;)
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# no and you shall continue to not have them until you are a big girl :)



whoa... i'm going to be the worst dad ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:52, archived)
# ohhh no
paternal rape is all the rage these days.
you might wanna invest in a dungeon before the rush too
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Oh thank you...
*does a bit of a blush*


They are some of my fancy panse.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)
# very good, all women should only wear french knickers
no thongs or briefs, women should be beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:53, archived)
# oh wait now i remember
she was the smei-naked GIRL. gotcha.
the one with the same hips as my girlfriend.

oh wait i've already complimented you on them havent i. well. have another ^_^
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Oh what a limey, what a night.
That got a genuine rofilofil.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKAoEAve1aE
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:39, archived)
# yay!
now i'm famous on the internet!

naked lime guy #5
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:41, archived)
# we should do a calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:42, archived)
# OH MY GOD. ^THIS 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:43, archived)
# we need six more
or one more each
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# You realise if this goes beyond this night I will personally destroy all of you.
I have no ambitions, no job, no meaning to life. I will take this time and hunt you down one by one.

Extracting the most brutal screams for every utterance you have made.
There shall be no respite.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I find this offensive.
LIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIME
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# you realise that will just goad us right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:49, archived)
# You do realise I am joking.
I'm not joking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)
# HAI ^_^
Photobucket
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Needs more lime ^_^
I would actually make a calendar.
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:56, archived)
# well obviously this was a tastefully cropped taster of things to come.
there would be more lime on flesh action in the real deal.
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:16, archived)
# MEN AND THEIR LIMES
2009
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)
# AHEM
MEN AND GIRL WITH THEIR LIMES
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)
# this idea
is a winnar for sho!

'naked guys of the internet....dammit. a suitable lime pun is failing me :(
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# It's very appeeling?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:52, archived)
# i think its your zest for this wagon is what has made it so fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I say, let sleeping dogs lime etc.
I really do hate you all with unrivalled passion.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:56, archived)
# you love it you slag
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:18, archived)
# pfft
i think short hair suits you better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:25, archived)
# profile stalking eh
well thank you anyway sir :)
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:53, archived)
# your
choice of the nuber 5 makes me want to photoshop that pic on to a 5alive juice box.. but I am pohotoshopped out.

I don't even have the energ to stand and flop on my bed and it's right behind me
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)