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# it's raining here
and grey and miserable. Its that sort of rain that's so fine it soaks you down to your spleen.
Fuck I'm bored. I might go to the pub.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Go to the zoo!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'm in Cheshire.
The nearest zoo would be Chester and I've been drinking. Plus I go there a lot to see my old python.
I'm going to have another beer and a fag and think about going to the pub.
I have a tattyshop project but after about 3 hours, 30 layers and barely 2% completed I fear I have overstepped my attention span.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# They're both Che's they can't be that far apart!
Go see the Indie flim!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# seen it.
it's fucking rubbish and confusing.
I fell asleep during the first two attempts.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I don't care. I wasn't asking you!
Go!
Now!
No leave that there, you won't need it.
You! Cinema! Now!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# we have similar weather here
i just pedalled down our local town centre in the rain, bedecked in my waterproofs,then the sun came out and i sweated my bollocks off, it's now raining again.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I hope you went back and picked them up!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# don't take your beer outside
it will get even more watered down
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# fucking hell woman.
watch your mouth. You have no idea what raging emotion you just aroused by using all those words in the same sentence.

*guards Stella against water and you lot*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# i won't touch your stella, don't worry!
cover the top with polythene, then poke a straw through it and drink your beer with the straw. that should stop any rain-rape on your stella.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# The mental image of him
standing out in the rain, drinking his beer through a straw....getting more and more irate as his cigarette gets soggy...


Fuck me, that's a beautiful image. I might draw it, actually.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# do it!
i had the urge yesterday to draw a miserable man looking out of a rain-soaked window, but i went out for lunch instead.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Why did I imagine it with
a knotted hanky on his head?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Nooooo
I'm very much a hat man.


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(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# The obvious solution there
is to get it to rain beer!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# if i could
i would be hailed as the saviour of the north
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# But wouldn't the saviour of the North
be the one that brought you lot out of the trees and into houses?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# cheeky fucker!
*waves branch at ghosty*
you need brains to run a computer up a larch!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hehehe and ther's always the website
I horse lovage!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i was going to grow lovage
but it takes up valuable tree space
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Have you guys evolved opposable thumbs yet?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yes. i've got 3 of them.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Do it. I'm going to in a bit.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)