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# i was conceived at a movie theatre in a slum that was showing a forgotten horror film.
my mother was quite drunk and passed out in a dark corner and many men used her for their immoral lusts.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:36, archived)
# I was conceived on the set of South Park.
Ironically, it was during the making of the episode where Cartman is trying to find out who his father is. I still have no idea who my own father is, mmm-kay?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:38, archived)
# i bet it was still in black and white back in those days.
i bet it was f.w. murnau, he was a cad.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:42, archived)
# I was borne from an egg on a mountain top.
Also: I am funky and never stop
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:57, archived)
# i am married to a cigarette butt, lying in the gutter.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:59, archived)
# mmmmmm.. cigarettes.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:03, archived)
# i have a humidor and i gave up smoking.
i should store other dangerous things in it.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:05, archived)
# excellent.
 
I was just looking for the Butthole Surfers song "Humidor" but I can't find it on-line.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:14, archived)
# AND THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S CALLED "THERMADOR".
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:25, archived)
# staring at the arseholes floating past in the sky
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:05, archived)
# post bear:
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:39, archived)
# docter dys..
it was a treu stroy.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:00, archived)