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# if you have a mac in one hand and a coffee in the other
how do you wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# rub myself against the laptop
it takes a while but it gets me there. and a scolded bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# painfully.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:11, archived)