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# You really are a filthy slag, aren't you. I'm not going to sleep with you.
Tom O'Bedlam's already got dibs anyway.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# That's not true, Ttssattsr claimed dibs first...
Umm *counts* foursome?

Strangely enough, I'm not actually much of a slag. It is just fun to scare boys sometimes.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# scared? hahaha Pineapple was just saying on msn how he planned to run a train on you!



this is lie
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# That would have been MEAN
*sulks*
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# yes it would :)
night night
x
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Me, Tom and Sam were actually planning an airlock.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Oh wow
sexy air pressure regulating.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I didn't realise you were into that sort of thing.
You really ARE a filthy slag.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)
# *filths and slags you*
I am ashally meant to be in bed!

Night night :)
x
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Dear lord.
Kissing strangers over the internet.
Kids these days.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I feel it gives me an air of mysteriousness
though I am probably wrong.


x
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# It causes every horny teenager in a 300 mile radius of the internet to pander to your every whim.
Also, you don't know where I've been. I could be filthy.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I like a bit of dirt
REAL LIFE GOING TO BED NOW.

I keep *having* to reply... hehe ^_^

(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# No you don't.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# You have a bad case of F5-itus.
It is unfortunately always fatal, with a long drawn out demise.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# needs a tad more tesla bees
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I had forgot about those.
I will make some tomorrow.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# you better
I win at exams today :)= thus drunknesms

wooooo
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# or at least gaz it when you do it
I is library bound all dayz
:(
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:43, archived)
# slag
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Flirting with freaks on the internet is a good scare tactic.
Hell, just talking to guys on a forum is enough to freak them out and spaff a bit too soon.




BUT I'M A FUCKING STUD REALLY, I'M ACTUALLY HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I have had the reply
"A girl is talking to me, what do I do?!"
far too many times now :)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# *FREAKS OUT*
*PANICS*
*SWEATS*
*AWKWARD SMILE*
UHH..

*BREATHES HEAVILY*
H.. H.. HI..?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# *puts brown bag over your mouth and dabs you with a cold flannel*
You'll get through this!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I'm not being your grocery gimp.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I lol'd.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)