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# now here's the issue
should I make a bacon sandwich or just go to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Bed bacon!
Sleep sandwich!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I change mind
I have crisps and chocolate

this will be acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I rub salt and vinegar crisps into my tear ducts when I need a high.
It doesn't help but working is so hard,
my brows and lobes still stay untouched.
Where has my love life gone?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# France
your love life went to france

and did a sex

in france
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Un enfant a brûlé mon cou.
Je ne l'a pas aimé.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# What you sayin crazy foo!
say words! crazy foo!

what you sayin ain't no words, crazy foo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Crisps and chocs be good, but they can't compare to bacon,
Make that fuckin' sandwich or your stomach will be achin'.
Steg don't want no meats though, it's a veggie gangsta ballad,
He be rockin' on tha ganja and be munchin' on tha salad.
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# give me salad and an ak
and I'll give you the world
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Make that fuckin' sandwich, yo, you won't regret it,
Steg be speakin' truths, fucka don't forget it.
Make it now, make it fast, make it tasty and good,
Ain't no fuckin' livin' if you ain't got food.
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# see aboves, no bacons until later
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# *DEMANDS BACON NOW*
NOW BACON PLEASE, BACON OF THE NOW TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Bacon may be tasty, but a veggie dino disses,
He be blazin' with the salad and the flavour never misses.
Grab your bacon now, if you want a gangsta treat,
But no way Steg bitin' that shit, ain't no need for god damn meat.
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# I'm sorry, all of our bacon operators are currently unavailable
please hold the line until service is available, in the meantime, YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE MUSIC*clahlachkk*

music: "SCREE SCREEM AAAAEEE Kick reporter, Bjork, (c) 1998"

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAEAEIEIEIE AIAIE

*silence*

ASCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE E E E E E E E EE SKEEK SAAKEDLL F
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Bacon operators, christ that game me a fucking horrific mental idea.
In which you would order bacon down the telephone and it would actually come out the speaker, but it would come out as a horrible pink meat mush squeezing through the tiny holes.

*shudders*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# it's like something terry gilliam would do
I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I was actually thinking of the weird icecream food in Brazil after I said that.
But then I realised it was squeezing and disgustingly melting out the holes, more like the coffin full of entrails near the end.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# 2 girls 1...
Ice cream oozing out of holes?
Well... looked like ice cream
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)