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[challenge entry] Booooooooootiful.........
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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Gobble
Gobble
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Darn.........
How did I miss that !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# The D-Hat is in the coroner son.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I might just steal your joke anyway.........
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# now add some lines about breasts and legs
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# NO
:)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Buttplug!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU
BUTTPLUG!
BUTTPLUG!!
BUTTPLUG!!!
BUTTPLUG!!!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# hehehe
have some banging: www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Possibly
the greatest moment of the 20th Century ..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# just my words!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# You could try a little of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKGiOY72ru4&feature=related
(Kinky Robot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
gobble gobble

(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# he makes "ham" out of turkeys
this man cannot be trusted
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ...and
McDonalds make hamburgers out of cows!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# ...allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Have you tried it?
It's all wet and slimy. Very unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# it's fucking awful
instead of just tasting like fat and salt like his other stuff does

it "adds" something, something very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Rubber
is the word you are looking for..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# And vice a versa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# You mean turkeys lie!!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# He who lies with turkeys wake up with false hood . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# or at the least
a smelly one..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# He'll plug anything !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)