i just found out my mum has been making microwave cake
and then she yelled at me for swearing.
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Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:33,
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ha! what did you say?
FUCKING MICROCAKE? WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS, BITCH?
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Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:43,
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tell her you're going out to play fuckball.
when she yells at you, just stare at her and point at your groin, mouthing 'fuckball' at her, then wet your pants.
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Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:56,
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