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# N00b Alert!
N00b to the board here. Would have come sooner, but I was having my eyes plucked out by mutant chickens :(
(, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:10, archived)
# that's a bugger -
those mutant chickens are full of nowt but fucksockery
(, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:12, archived)
# actually -
are you GazChap as in Camping Gaz Chap - where i can purchase my lovely supply of camping stove fuel so that i can irritatingly fry bacon at 6am whilst camping in Tintagel so as to annoy those poor buggers who have no stove?
(, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:16, archived)
# Damn those camp fools!
No, although I have often been drugged and my farty-arse been used as a gas stove. Major pain in the ass that, no pun intended of course!
(, Thu 9 May 2002, 10:20, archived)
# hi!
sorry, I'll keep them in their coop next time.
damn things are so badly behaved.
(, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:47, archived)