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# HOME! thats how i am
thanks for asking. i'm sat in the lounge and i'm too tired to walk upstairs... oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# How are we ever going to "consummate our vows" properly?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# not now love i'm knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I told you that you would drop your guard sometime...
*eviscerates with jagged rusty spoon*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *looks for wound*
*finds no wound*
*assumes falsehood of previous statement*
*errors*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I was so evisceral that you blocked it out of your conscious recollection and constructred elaborate synaptic responses to get around remembering it.
Or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *sexes you anyway*
Deal with it, pussy :)




*is not really a dominant lover*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Oh don't worry
I always leave socks on
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# your sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# My sick?
But I have none at the moment *ponder*



love you really hubby ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# it is a shame that it is only since i have become old and decrepit i have become attractive to teenage girls
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS CAPABLE, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Haha it'll come back
just uhh, eat your greens and stuff ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i think sleep would be all the medicine i require really
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# *fluffs pillows*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# *fluffs self*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Can't you just fuel yourself on pure anger and determination?
If so you need to work on that, it's very helpful.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# if one is fueling their sexual appetite with pure anger there can be legal repurcussions
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Angry sexual energy \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Whereas if two do it, it's fine.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# how injust our society can truly be
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Society is rubbish.
I learnt this based on the fact that there are tens of thousands of people employed to run psychic television channels. Great priorities lads.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I am apparantly, I got an offer from some 20 year old bloke asking if I'd consent to let him worship me or at least let him massage me.
I swear I am not making this shit up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# this your first time, sweetie?
*calls for slaves to bring the sedan chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# A seat from a mid-range economy car isn't the most authentically erotic thing to be honest.
It's a pity because I could really do with a massage too, damn stress and constant worry and lack of back massages.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My mum is a masseuse
so I am well trained.

*holds out hand for £20*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# For 20 quid I'd at least expect a massage!
*bah dum tish*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# How much for a *insert sexual act here*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I don't know.
I'm not sure if I can insert my sexual act there. You look a bit tight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# what you need is a foreign bird. they're good at all that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# What, like a parrot or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# yes
a parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# :O
Can our cafe/pub also have a sexy parlour thing round the back??
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Will there be tacos?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# THERE WILL NEVER BE TACOS IF YOU KEEP ASKING FOR THEM VICAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Bah!
Will there NOT be tacos? *hopes reverse psycology will work*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# YES THERE WILL BE BLOODY TACOS
YOU'LL HAVE TACOS AND LIKE IT MY BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Your internet wife just set me on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# i'm afraid she is somewhat prone to such things :/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)