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# Jesus
you've just cured priapism
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# hhahahahaha.
is it me or does she look like she's just farted and followed through?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Almost, but look at the eyes. The sheer desperation in them. There's more to it than lumpy fart. She has the look of a woman squeezing her thighs together to stop her suddenly prolapsed womb spilling over the side of her gusset and unravelling down her leg like an aborted slinky.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# hahahaha, wrong one, thats the other one..
she's the one who buried her dead baby on the moors or something.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Aggy
worked with Myra Hindley?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA. no, kim the blonde pat butcher look a like
had a dead baby and buried it on the moors or something back in the 60s.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# really?
i have two issues with that.

1) That means someone, once, actually fucked it.

and

2)Look at her...she just said that for the sympathy vote. It's obvious she would have eaten it.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking real lols!

she was on richard and judddddddddaaaay talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Oh, well in that case it must be true.
Specially if it was in colour.

If she did indeed get pregnant, you know it was a jam jar and syringe job. And what self respecting foetus wouldn't fucking abort itself upon realising it's mother was the bastard offspring of the hunny monster and the shake and vac lady.....?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)