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# *cancels order*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i, however, come with an Enourmous cock bulge
;D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# pictures?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# PLEASE DONT RAPE ME!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# oh ok
*RAPES*


i didn't rape you!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# i suspect a healthy dose of
LIES!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Shame it's on your forehead.
ZING
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# yeahh? well....
you MUm's in on her head.
i 69-ed her spidermanstyle!
BOO YAH!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# how the fuck do you 69 someone spiderman style
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# ok, you know the kiss spiderman has with mary jane in Spiderman the movie?
the one where he's hanging upside down so they have an upside down kiss?

well it'd be like that, except apparently i have a cock on my forehead... so hilarity ensued. keep up.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# oh sorry
I havnt seen it
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# it's ok
*strokes*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Oi
thats my special place!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# but...
but you said.
you said WE were special ;(
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I said YOU were special quibble
and you always will be
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# is... is this...
a goodbye?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)