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# throb when a racecar is nearby.
vroom.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:33, archived)
# I was going to say baby shopping but I know plenty of gay people who have children
SO NOW I'M A BIT CONFUSED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Cocks can go to a hoe-down.
Country music is totally heterosexual, and so are the special Country dances, and so are rhinestones and sequins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)
# BUT I DON'T LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# and yet, i do.
in fact, one of the pics i've been working on is of a country artist (and i have a couple of others planned, same genre).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:55, archived)
# IT'S NOT FOR YOU
IT'S FOR YOUR PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:58, archived)
# I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN DEAL WITH THE CONCEPT OF MY PENIS BEING A COUNTRY AND WESTERN FAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:03, archived)
# YOU WAIT UNTIL IT STARTS WITH THE DANCING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:10, archived)
# did you ever go watch line dancing when it was popular?
my ex and i chatted about it earlier today - before we ever met, we both went to c&w bars to watch line dancers and marvel at the concept.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:16, archived)
# No, I've seen people do it in the UK
a couple of times, but I've never seen it over here. I don't think it's something I could watch for very long.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)
# more hypnotic than a train wreck. trust me.
it's impossible to watch without thinking that the people are all animatronic, because there's no way anyone with free will would DO THE SAME FUCKING THING AS EVERYONE ELSE FOR HOURS ON END, IN UNISON, FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)
# perhaps gay cock and hetero cock are the same.
perhaps we're all alike in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# That has got to be
the worst pickup line ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
# that suits me. i only sex up the desperate and unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Ok, that one's better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:52, archived)
# sadly, it seems to be true these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)