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# One of these.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:57, archived)
# O HEY THERE MISTER MAN.
WHAT IS THE NEWS?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)
# TEH NEWS
is what happened yesterday, being told today.

'nings
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:10, archived)
# ning!
also: what is revised tomorrow to match the shifting political climate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:14, archived)
# O HAI
I made another image but no-one else is posting.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Wondering what the fuck I'm still awake for at 25 past six. :-S
Ah well, How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)
# Pretty good thanks.
Why are you still awake?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Meh, not sleepy I suppose.
Though the boards being quiet tonight didn't help as I was bored stupid.

*Facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# sorry, i was away doing important things.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:46, archived)
# No worries.
You're here now and that's all that matters.
*Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# aww, this gayshift sure is friendly.
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i am supergood, thank you.
getting fatter, though - i made a cake.

post your pic anyway. i won't call you a board hog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Cake picture plz?
I love cooking but I avoid making cakes and cookies too often because I know if I seriously get into it and start experimenting we'll all end up huge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:40, archived)
# *shamelessly liks to compo entry from earlier*
click here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Arrrgh!
The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake!

That is fucking awesome, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)
# heh. thank you.
i had it planned before the compo - when i made the SNARN cake i thought a fear cake would be easy enough. the compo just moved my timetable a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# The SNARN one looks class too.
But I do wonder what your family has to say about your cake decorations.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# family? eww, i did away with those creatures.
my neighbour had some SNARN cake but refused the fear piece i offered. too soon to eat more fatty stuff, i think, though she did wonder what in hell it was.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:53, archived)
# The cake the cake
the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# i ate a wing for dessert earlier.
now the poor cake will fly in circles.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I guess that makes getting seconds much easier
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# hence my getting fatter comment :(
and the cotillion is next week! boo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Man you got these pretty BITCHES lookin all hot in shit, showing some SIDE BOOB and SHIT
why can't we see some COCKS SLAPPIN on these BITCHES' CHINS, DAWG? I wanna see some SPERM on these HOES. I think that'd be like, beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:12, archived)
# If you're around later during the dayshift I'll repost it.
I'm pretty sure someone will draw a cock on it. It's win/win really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:27, archived)
# If there's one thing b3ta needs more of these days
it is heaps of cocks, but HETEROSEXUAL ones.

All the cock on b3ta got gay at some point. Probably some point near the start.

The whole "having sex with a woman" thing has been played out, what other things can a cock do that is TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# throb when a racecar is nearby.
vroom.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:33, archived)
# I was going to say baby shopping but I know plenty of gay people who have children
SO NOW I'M A BIT CONFUSED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Cocks can go to a hoe-down.
Country music is totally heterosexual, and so are the special Country dances, and so are rhinestones and sequins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)
# BUT I DON'T LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# and yet, i do.
in fact, one of the pics i've been working on is of a country artist (and i have a couple of others planned, same genre).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:55, archived)
# IT'S NOT FOR YOU
IT'S FOR YOUR PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:58, archived)
# I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN DEAL WITH THE CONCEPT OF MY PENIS BEING A COUNTRY AND WESTERN FAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:03, archived)
# YOU WAIT UNTIL IT STARTS WITH THE DANCING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:10, archived)
# did you ever go watch line dancing when it was popular?
my ex and i chatted about it earlier today - before we ever met, we both went to c&w bars to watch line dancers and marvel at the concept.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:16, archived)
# No, I've seen people do it in the UK
a couple of times, but I've never seen it over here. I don't think it's something I could watch for very long.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)
# more hypnotic than a train wreck. trust me.
it's impossible to watch without thinking that the people are all animatronic, because there's no way anyone with free will would DO THE SAME FUCKING THING AS EVERYONE ELSE FOR HOURS ON END, IN UNISON, FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)
# perhaps gay cock and hetero cock are the same.
perhaps we're all alike in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# That has got to be
the worst pickup line ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
# that suits me. i only sex up the desperate and unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Ok, that one's better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:52, archived)
# sadly, it seems to be true these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Ride a bike?

NO WATE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:34, archived)
# A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A COCK NEEDS A BICYCLEFISH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:58, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)
# OH HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:28, archived)
# Do your legs feel any bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Leg issues?
BIGG JOHN WAYNE is the guy to ask about that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:30, archived)
# is that you john wayne? is this me?
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:42, archived)
# BIGG JOHN WAYNE GOT THOSE PISTOLS FOR FISTS.
PISTOLS SHOOTIN STEAK IN MAH MOUF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# John Wayne Is Big Leggy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxktxvMNOGs
Haha fuck I can't believe I found this so easily. I can't hear it right now because everyone's asleep but it looks even worse than I remembered.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:54, archived)
# don't you have headphones?
SHOWDOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Yeah well,
I 'reorganized' some stuff. The headphones are too tidy to find. They were horrible anyway, so I haven't looked very hard.
In fact I was looking at headphone reviews yesterday, wondering if I should buy some decent ones. It might allow me to make some music during the night.
Yeah and in fact any suggestions for decent headphones would be welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:02, archived)
# i like the ones made of sin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Bose Noise Reduction
Ace Cans....
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:28, archived)
# SENNHEISER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:05, archived)
# maybe your legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)