haribo has the same bullet stopping qualities as kevlar.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46,
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and toothpaste is greatfor soothing anal chaff
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49,
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and smearing yourself in toothpaste,acts as a repelant to all insurgents
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49,
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they fear its minty whitness. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54,
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