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# Stubble's allowable, so long as it's sexy.
Ask Mrs Doom tonight.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Oh I already have...
stubble is OK, full Karl Marx beard is not.

shame...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :O
Big beards are ace. But you are a bit young for it. When you're old, that's when you get the really long beard. And a check shirt. Start hanging around outside a lot, come home with logs. Yum.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# OK . . . How did you know what I was wearing ?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Get him a log and I'm sold.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'm logged on . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ah, this so isn't you.
Who is it? Do we know where to find him?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I'm not in Beverly Hills . . . but close . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Is it really you?
Phwoar if it is. Well done there.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# We thank you . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# True... until tache and beard meet up you have to be careful...
Got the check shirt though... not sure about the logs - not many of them in London...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Move to a mountain.
Sorry, forgot to mention that.

Basically, be Kris Kristofferson.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I could learn the banjo and sing songs about it too...
in a kind of Mark Lanegan / Tom Waits voice...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Don't, because then I'll have to hide Mrs Doom.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# = D
I've tried that before, but she always escapes...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *Has logs

*Comes home
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# You should never come home without logs.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Look at this...

LOB!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# you what?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I was showing you my log...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)