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# Patent pending
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha

I can see your cock in the reflection!

*NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I can barely see my cock without the reflection.
You must have good eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha ^ What she said

/auto-reply no.154
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I still need a shave . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# No you don't.
You need a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# We should ALL grow beards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I shall have to improvise.
*rests chin in topiary*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# blimey that's supple!
oh, no - not that topiary... My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# If I could do that, would I really be sat here talking to you lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# True
/Bill Hicks blog

That's me lot. Beer tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Double your pleasure..... *sings*
night dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# more snickers... more coke...
night.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# beards ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Oh my goodness yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ^this
In every way.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Thatcher didn't trust men who weren't clean shaven.
Which says all you need to know about her supposed Christianity, amongst other things.


Beards are win. Winny win win. Winnie Mandela.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# One day i will grow one
and smoke a pipe and drink (more) whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Grown one
smoke a joint and then drink some whisky. Then maybe you shall have a captain of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I shall try this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm not sure if the beard is working for me with short hair though...
I've reverted to 3-5 day stubble...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Stubble's allowable, so long as it's sexy.
Ask Mrs Doom tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Oh I already have...
stubble is OK, full Karl Marx beard is not.

shame...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :O
Big beards are ace. But you are a bit young for it. When you're old, that's when you get the really long beard. And a check shirt. Start hanging around outside a lot, come home with logs. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# OK . . . How did you know what I was wearing ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Get him a log and I'm sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'm logged on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ah, this so isn't you.
Who is it? Do we know where to find him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I'm not in Beverly Hills . . . but close . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Is it really you?
Phwoar if it is. Well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# We thank you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# True... until tache and beard meet up you have to be careful...
Got the check shirt though... not sure about the logs - not many of them in London...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Move to a mountain.
Sorry, forgot to mention that.

Basically, be Kris Kristofferson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I could learn the banjo and sing songs about it too...
in a kind of Mark Lanegan / Tom Waits voice...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Don't, because then I'll have to hide Mrs Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# = D
I've tried that before, but she always escapes...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *Has logs

*Comes home
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# You should never come home without logs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Look at this...

LOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# you what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I was showing you my log...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I thought she didn't trust men with beards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Potato/Potato.
Almost. Potato/potato of a slightly different shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
Potato-potahtoe
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Is that you? You look totally different there.
Not just because of the Guevaraness, or the larger expanse of beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It is I, yes.
It's probably because the hair is all tucked up behind the hat and out of shot, plus I think it was narrower and shorter then.
Not the longest the beard has been by a long shot, but I rarely take photos of myself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# It's a very nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I think it only cost be 15 quid.
More confusingly though I'm wearing a west German flightsuit below shot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# What an utter faux-pas.
Do you have a grey Waffen-SS uniform? They're really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# No because I would find it considerably dubious owning Nazi memorabilia.
And they weren't really sexy anyway, they just looked stupid with the big balloony trousers sticking out of the tight boots.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I think they're really beautifully designed.
I wouldn't consider it dubious, but then the things I would consider to be are far removed from most other peoples' ideas on the subject.

Re: latex. Watercolours? You could get a nice effect on any reflections.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I think they were showy and crap, and in many cases just looked pretty gay.
The actual combat uniforms were alright and just fairly standard green, but all the officer's wear just looked stupid.
WW2 RAF Blue on the other hand looked like they'd just wandered in from tea with vicar and was brilliant.

Haven't done watercolours in an age, never really liked them. I doubt I'm going to be drawing latex again anyway, unless someone commissions me to for either money or favours.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I always found them to be a pig to work with.
I like a good strong gouache, but that's just personal preference.

Having looked at what I assume is what you're talking about, the hat looks a bit baggy to me. www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/RAF01_small.jpg

www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/Allgemeine-SS_small.jpg That's nice, but I'm not sure if he'd have silly trousers on as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Just imagine it in blue.
cache.viewimages.com/xc/2643686.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=4176526AFF734587DD556C8351D87269A55A1E4F32AD3138

I'll remember that your personal preference is for a strong gouaching, *tenuous joke*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Men with beards LIKE CHRIST?
Proof that she's the devil - as if proof were needed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# pffffffttttttt....
one blade is all you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Does someone need a bathtime chaperone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you can watch if you like, but i never let anyone near me with a blade
no matter how sexy they try to make it in the movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# 'you can watch if you like'
Fuck sake Thor, this is ME we're talking about.

Give me a second, I want to get popcorn first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)