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# not ricky gervais, no
but there were characters called hans and gervais in the joke
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# As I recall it went:
A restaurant owner had a customer who wanted the last green squid from the live tank but the cook Gervais had a soft spot for it as it had a moustache and reminded him of himself so he wouldn't kill it, so the owner asked the bloke who washes the dishes to do it instead, but eventually he'd had to go explain to the customer that:

Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervais, with my green hairy lipped squid.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# that's a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i remember it with
a spanish waitr called Ufaise or something from at least 25 years ago
funny then... funny now...
being Spanish that is
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)