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# JESUS PUNNING SHIT
(__, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# stay very still...
*creeps up with uber-pan*
SPANG-G-G-G!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha crivens!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Been wanting to do it for a while
But M3Essential has given us the perfect template for our puns
(__, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# dude, that is olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld
i remember chris tarrant reading that out on capital radio like 20 years ago*


*may be slight exaggeration, maybe more like 15.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# 18 yrs ago
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i can go with that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I`m sure it was actually
sometime in the 1860's
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# except they didn't have radio back then
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# WITH RICKY GERVAIS?!
I refuse to believe this
(__, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# not ricky gervais, no
but there were characters called hans and gervais in the joke
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# As I recall it went:
A restaurant owner had a customer who wanted the last green squid from the live tank but the cook Gervais had a soft spot for it as it had a moustache and reminded him of himself so he wouldn't kill it, so the owner asked the bloke who washes the dishes to do it instead, but eventually he'd had to go explain to the customer that:

Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervais, with my green hairy lipped squid.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# that's a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i remember it with
a spanish waitr called Ufaise or something from at least 25 years ago
funny then... funny now...
being Spanish that is
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Sweet jesus!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *finally gets it*
HAHAHHA OH FUCK
Shoot me or him now :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm going to have to go out into the street and SET FUCKING FIRE TO EVERYTHING NOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)