Right.
I'm seeing an inherent problem with this plan.
I like the idea of number 3. though. Verrrrry sexie.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50,
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*rubs wrist on JPG* there you go, poppet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51,
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*swoons with Scent of 'Eau de Wow'*
You're lovely, you are.
*hugs*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:54,
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You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream'
which is a solid perfume from Lush. It's lovely. *hug*
Ciggy time again!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55,
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*vows never to wash Wow-scented area again*
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:56,
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You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream' AND fagsmoke!
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03,
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I can help, I have a meat cleaver
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52,
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Well, that's no bloody good, is it?
You want one made of sharp things - steel, and the like.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:53,
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