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# Years ago there was a great poster ad for a health club in Edinburgh
showing a rather large lady on an exercise bike.

The line was :
'If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club.'

Great ad which won awards but unfortunately I can't find an image on teh interweb...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# There's a tanning salon on the outskirts of Oxford just opening up
called Sun of a Beach.


Made me chuckle, so it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I want to open a sandwich shop called
baguette it up ya
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# there's a mobile sandwich bar round here
called the noshing shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# that's good
but not as good as baguette it up ya...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I want a shop called Cunts on Parade
but I don't know what sort of shop it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# erm....
a knocking shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Good Lord man, I would never be involved in such a venture!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# that's why they'd never suspect it was you
... it's the prefect crime... the other perfect crime is when you start killing people and only stop when everyone who would question your death rampage is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# it's a pair of plans
that are growing on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# something a bit like Tescos
but more sweary ... with knobs instead of bar codes... and sawdust on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Autobiography shop.
Most of the people that write them are cunts.

Either that, or leathers to match motorbikes. And lids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I remember that
was surprised at the time they could get away with stealing the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)