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# Spoken like a true Jew!
C]:0D

EDIT: I am a belmer! I meant to reply to the bacon sandwich post . . .


(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hah, at no point did I accuse him of being too thin and force him to eat a massive dinner.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
gleeee!

EDIT: Where's my grandchildren already!?


(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I can get a finger in your trouser waistband.
Sit down, I'll get you a sandwich.

I said SIT.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# "you want a sandwich?"
"i don't want a sandwich"
"i'll get you a sandwich"
"i don't want a sandwich"
"you want beef?"
"i don't want beef"
"i'll get you some beef"
"thank you"
"are you going to look at it all day or are you going to eat it, already?"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It's very confusing when young men channel my grandma.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# young men, what are you talking about, eh?
there's more than one person doing my act?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Time for your sherry Gramma.
Look, countdown's on. Get your dictionary out.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# pah, i don't need a dictionary.
i like the challenge of countdown :) and catchphrase. god i love catchphrase.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# It's wrong now that other bloke does it
I love University Challenge and take it very seriously.

Quizzes are excellent.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# oh god yeah.
paxman in any form is ace. the fact that sheffield got to the final was double ace. that i knew the american guy on our team is a nightmare. that i know another irritating tosser on next years team is as well
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Paxo FTW definitely.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# innit
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# you are mel gibson
aicmfp! oi vay!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Your number one dirty jew fan, Mel Gibson.
Family Guy, for the RISsers.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)