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# How the hell did I not see that?
That's my ultimate man, right there.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I thought you would like it..
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# My lovely Sue, I might stick a picture of her to the kitchen cupboard.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# one good thing about being a bloke,
you're never short of stuff that can stick porn to a wall.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# or stuff to stick it with
ahem
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Bleurgh.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# what's disgustiing about that?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# About jizz?
Pretty much everything.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# mines organic
nothing added nor taken away
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# you can probably get a sticker from Waitrose for your cock
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# :S
Well people tell me it smells weird. Can't say I've bothered to taste it. But other than that, it's no worse than glue.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yeah, keep thinking that when it hits the back of your throat at however many mph it is.
BLEURGH.

Not for me, no thank you.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# why do that then?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# go on
have a sip
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm told that occasionally it's fruity.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# pffft
*remembers horrible thing that happened
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
#



* Not sure he wants to know
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)