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[challenge entry] Levitating Primate Man

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:26, archived)
# I read that as "levitating private man"
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I read it as...
...lactating private gland

/lie
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# I read it as
"Come on in Aunt Edith, the water's lovely"
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# i read that as
come in my mouth edith, your daughter's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Somehow
that doesn't surprise me...

8-p
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:30, archived)
# well
I was preparing to spend half of march having wild monkey sex.

I have to do something with my pent up energies.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:33, archived)
# You could redecorate
or go for long walks

or buy some long-life batteries

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# batteries?
batteries?
what for?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# For your Gameboy
What else would I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)
# must...resist...urge...
to post photograph of contents of mysterious nightstand drawer
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I take it from that
there some "massagers" in there...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# erm
only one

of those
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# and a few of these?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I'm quite sure there are none of those.
(what is it?)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# First thing that comes up on Google images
when you search for vibrator
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)
# 1 "massager"
one of those
something rubber
something plastic
two metal things
and something with fur.

oh, and some terribly written novels, and some that aren't so bad
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:11, archived)
# You mean novels you wrote?
Cool.

I can kinda picture all the others, but fur? Unless they're furry handcuffs, I'm stumped...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I did not write the novels.
I could never think of nearly enough ways to say penis without saying penis.

and it is entirely possible that they are furry handcuffs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:16, archived)
# lovestick
manhood
cock
organ
shaft

unless they're physics textbooks & you mean
PENIS - Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)
# hehe, you said
physics

(psst. I've just started "My Secret Life" and highly reccomend it)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Give in
to the temptation
You know you want to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I couldn't even if I wanted to
the digital camera was whisked away by it's rightful owner a few minutes after I posted my dinner
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Ice cold showers
followed by a brisk walk round the block.
(Symball, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)
# macrame owls
either that or horseriding
down at kinkos
excuse me...
xx
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# chicken!
Hic!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Still drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Got one
that's 280 wide?
(Kimbo, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)